Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi User Review

  • BrynTeg
    SpaceBalls : 2
    Review of Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi Movie by BrynTeg, Dec 15, 2017.
    The Swartz no longer Works .....
    Take the Star Wars Galaxy and Toss it over your shoulder , fill with as many gags as possible, disregard previous films questions about main characters and just fob them off with one sentence, Use the main hero of the original trilogy and reverse his character, then he fought with his all to redeem his father from the dark side, now he senses a little bit of darkness in his nephew and decides he must die!!
    Put on screen the Slowest, most Boring Space chase ever....
    Upstage GOTG2 with your own version of I'm Mary Poppins Y'all .....
    I could go on and on, safe to say, i have given in to Hate and fully embraced my dark side for this little review/rant.
    The End ....

    Pros

    • Music
    • Visuals
    • Mark Hamill

    Cons

    • Nipps
    • Irons
    • Lightsaber Tossed Away
    • Luke Creating Dark Side Emo Kid Kylo Ren
    • Casino Planet with Finn and Rose Sub Plot?
    • Space Chase , Slowest ever seen on screen..

    Verdict

    3
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