Some that still put a on my face include: Dinnerladies : "Do you do museli?" "No, we don't. This is a canteen - not a groundsheet at Glastonbury!" "No, they're dead hard to get out of, skips." "And how many have you climbed out of?" "Eight." "Drunk, I suppose?" "Course I were drunk! Why else would I be doing it? Duke of Edinburgh's Award Scheme!?" "I bet Sting's not humping potatos." "He can do it for eight hours, him. You'd need to be a bloody potato to put up with it!" Blackadder : "Morning, Mr B!" "Shut up, Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market." "Gloaters! You really are a prat, aren't you, Percy?" "... and you ride a horse rather less well than another horse would ..." "I want my mum!" "Yes, it'd be good to see her now. I imagine a maternally outraged gorilla would be pretty handy when it came to the final scrap." I'm Alan Partridge : "That's a nice perfume, Susan. What it is?" "It's a new one my boyfriend bought me ." "Yeah, I didn't ask who bought it ..." "Scum. Sub-human scum." "I noticed some graffiti on the way in." "School for the deaf." "Right. They're just deaf? Not deaf offenders?" "What are you doin', Al?" "I'm just destroying my cereals." "Lynn! Stop it! You're laughing at drizzle!" "Was that a snub-nose Uzi, Lynn?" "Yes, I think it was ..." ... anyway, you get the idea. Anyone?