you know you're getting old when....

bigj2552

Novice Member
You and your teeth don't sleep together.

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

When happy hour is a nap.

When you're on yer holidays and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.

When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.



aye....i must be getting old then :rotfl:...jeez luv...wheres me pain killers :D 43 going on 93 :eek:
 
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Hitby

Well-known Member
I work at a Uni and you know you're getting old when you start finding the mothers more attractive than the students :D
 
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shodan

Distinguished Member
I know I'm getting old. My back goes out more than I do...
 
You finally reach the toilet but forget what you wanted to do.

When you are talking to someone, most of your sentences begin with, "When I was your age....."

Young girls feel safe in your presence because they know you couldn't possibly do anything.

Someone asks you, "What did they do before electricity?" and you can't remember.
 

Sniper Ash6

Distinguished Member
You know you're old when you look forward to getting slippers and socks for Christmas presents!
Are they just a new version of the same slippers you get last year too? :D
 

maxwell

Member
You see a hot woman and your mind makes promises your body cant keep
 
When you realise you're now older than your mum and dad were at your first wedding....
:rolleyes:
When you have been married more than once.
 

shodan

Distinguished Member
I remember my dad's 30th birthday and I remember thinking that was really old. I'm now 34....
 

sniffer66

Distinguished Member
You dont "get" any of the music in the charts, especially anything with rap in it.

I tell my 10 year old rap is spelt with a silent "c"
 

Apsilon

Senior Moderator
When you see teenagers out on the town in winter in t-shirts and girls in next to nothing and you think; "they must be freezing" (usually the secondary thought tho where the scantily clad gils are concerned) :laugh:
 

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