Xpert 11 - surviving without real football

When In Rome

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Anyone know how to pick the team?

I clicked on SQUAD and can see all the available players.

We:ve an away game tomorrow at 1800 at Theseus United, see.

I have sent a squad out for training and it cost £130 per player or some such. 😅
 

richp007

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I was just on the tactics screen and my first game is against Rusty.

I looked at the players and thought it was Rusty's line-up I could see.

Thought they're all sh*t, this should be a walk in the park.

And then realised they were all my players!!!!
 

Abbeygoo

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I’ve got a tough start away at @leeince FC !!!
Have a look at the league table everyone !!! I’m at the top !!!
 

Greg Hook

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This brings back some memories!

For some reason I didn't get any of the notifications that I was tagged in this thread.
I've applied for a team, but not sure if too late etc.
 

JimmyMac

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This brings back some memories!

For some reason I didn't get any of the notifications that I was tagged in this thread.
I've applied for a team, but not sure if too late etc.
As the league has been created I cant add anyone, however I can give you someone elses team if the don't play or stop logging in so lets see where we are next week if thats ok :)
 

When In Rome

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Hi Oliver68. A lot of players are not in shape right now, to make them perform and develop ultimately you need to take a look at this pretty soon. To form train a player costs 130 000 econ and it will take 5 days until you can see any effect.
Well at least McDonalds are closed.
 

TayWax

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The irony of Liverpool having an equaliser rolled out for foul...

Good win for my boys today after the shock of losing to the reserves. A few tactical changes seem to have paid off
 

Abbeygoo

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What are all the results?
 

Abbeygoo

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Bollocks. Lost. Give up.
 

richp007

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A stunning 3-1 victory away to Rusty's boys. Despite my two best players going off injured!!!! :mad:

Here's an e-mail I received before the game. Must have been the key to victory :laugh:

Georgi Datsyuk takes a notion to train in mixed martial arts and falls in love with the sport. Turns out Georgi Datsyuk is quite good at it and is entered by his coach into a local MMA event. Georgi Datsyuk wins his fight by rear naked choke and comes away without a scratch. Georgi Datsyuk has a renewed sense of achievement and finds his form increases.

Edit: Just realised he's one of the players who went off injured! No wonder if he's doing MMA on the side!! :rotfl:
 

When In Rome

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Not sure that I actually entered a team so naturally will check the results...

A thoroughly deserved 1-0 away win at Thesaurus United!

The match was apparently played on a drained swamp!

Does anyone remember play by mail?

This game reminds me of that because in the mid-eighties when it took off and during the nineties, you sent in your £1 coin or postal order and waited for that letter to fall onto your doormat.

The results were all calculated by a computer program and you got your stats report and all facts pertaining to your team.

If I remember correctly all the names were fictitious and you could even include your friends real names.

So does anyone remember play by mail football? I'm intrigued to know!
 

richp007

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I think I was playing Jimmy's lot today. I'll log in and have a look.

Getting my excuses in now, I was missing my 2 key players before kick off :D
 

richp007

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In the only important piece of footballing news at the moment, King Divocks Socks are romping away at the top :D

You lot are terrible gaffers :laugh:

Top of the table clash next game with LeeInce.

Crowds in their millions expected.

Despite the virus.
 

Abbeygoo

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Season should be voided
 

Abbeygoo

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I’ve looked at the site again and I just don’t understand it.
 

richp007

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Can anyone stop the Socks!!

After a 2-0 win against the struggling Abbeygoo outfit, it's 5 wins from 5. Marching on to the title just like Liverpool in real life.

A top of the table clash against Taywax FC in the next game. The gap could be 7 points.....
 

Abbeygoo

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I haven’t even looked at the site since we started.
:):):clap:;):(
 

Abbeygoo

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Can anyone stop the Socks!!

After a 2-0 win against the struggling Abbeygoo outfit, it's 5 wins from 5. Marching on to the title just like Liverpool in real life.

A top of the table clash against Taywax FC in the next game. The gap could be 7 points.....
Good to have you back anyway .... hope this season ain’t voided too !!
 

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