Trollslayer
Outstanding Member
No, he runs on petrol AND diesel.
I've already donated my body to be harvested with the government's organ donor program.Which I think everyone should sign up to.
I clicked this thinking wtf, and I'm still thinking wtf...
A chipper would certainly chew you up, but you'd need to hire a very big one to do it. The ones you can pick up in diy shops and the like would clog up pretty quick due to lack of power (most consumer grade don't go over 100mm branch sizing). You'd need one that chips large branches/whole tree trunks.
Google it and see how many hits you get to people offering the service. Hint: you won't find any.
On that note I'm Retiring* from the world of comedy
On a serious note, I think this would be good:
Ham Down Woodland Burial Ground
I didn't even know you were in the world of comedy - no joke
That was one of the first hits, but it's not someone offering to do it is it? Similarly "Chipper Funerals" aren't offering such a service either.False
NoIf you know, you know.
U know?
I'm not slim but I am shady
If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you are not sure you can do it, say yes. Then learn how to do it later." -- Richard Branson
You could do what my dad did, and donate your body to medical science.
When they've finished with you, they carry out your wishes at no expense to the family.
Hmmmm maybe that's why virgin galactic is taking so longIf someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you are not sure you can do it, say yes. Then learn how to do it later." -- Richard Branson