Trollslayer
Outstanding Member
He is a carrot in a costume!
And I bet you're not even hard!
I find that remark gingeristHe is a carrot in a costume!
Wear the tie so I’ll recognise you.Well, I'm a Wabbit, but not much into carrots if I'm honest.
I don't wish to deceive anyone should we meet up one day!
You need to know in advance so you know what to expect
This is my real name. Honest.
Good morning This.This is my real name. Honest.
Wear the tie so I’ll recognise you.
Early on in the relationship, girlfriend had told me she had dated some very wealthy men who were significantly older than herself. One day we stopped at some lights, I looked across to my left at an elderly (60 plus) chap in a sports car.
I turned to her and asked her if that was one of her exes.
Cue tantrum.
Highly educated people have no common sense. That's a fact
I'm sure I've told this before, but....
My brother is highly educated, a polyglot, speaking up to 24 languages (only claims to be fluent in around 9 at any time) - and of course, he is very, very, successful. Until recently, his only outgoings were for his maid and his cook, he had people do everything for him.
A couple of years ago, he was visiting, and I pointed out to my lad that his Uncle, while being very clever, might not have a lot of common sense.... "He wouldn't even know how to wire a plug!"
My brother though, quick as a flash, took fake umbrage to this, and declared... "Of course I know how to wire a plug! - You there!" pointing at some imaginary servant "Wire a plug!"
Couldn't really argue with that!
You've mentioned your brother before. He sounds like one of those people that's also really good looking and charismatic too.
Aren't these people really annoying?