He is a carrot in a costume!
I knew a guy called 'Lorne' once. His nickname was 'Sausage' or 'Sos' for short. One day, we were in the office, collecting our jobs for the week and one of the young girl in the office said to him;This is my real name. Honest.
I put a funny on your Post then realised that I am 60 plusEarly on in the relationship, girlfriend had told me she had dated some very wealthy men who were significantly older than herself. One day we stopped at some lights, I looked across to my left at an elderly (60 plus) chap in a sports car.
I turned to her and asked her if that was one of her exes.
I'm sure I've told this before, but....Highly educated people have no common sense. That's a fact
You've mentioned your brother before. He sounds like one of those people that's also really good looking and charismatic too.I'm sure I've told this before, but....
My brother is highly educated, a polyglot, speaking up to 24 languages (only claims to be fluent in around 9 at any time) - and of course, he is very, very, successful. Until recently, his only outgoings were for his maid and his cook, he had people do everything for him.
A couple of years ago, he was visiting, and I pointed out to my lad that his Uncle, while being very clever, might not have a lot of common sense.... "He wouldn't even know how to wire a plug!"
My brother though, quick as a flash, took fake umbrage to this, and declared... "Of course I know how to wire a plug! - You there!" pointing at some imaginary servant "Wire a plug!"
Couldn't really argue with that!