Will someone please explain this joke!

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  1. stevegreen

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    Watched Waynes World again last night but there's one joke that I just don't get. Hopefully someone will enlighten me :rolleyes:

    The scene where they have just left the Gasworks club and pull up at some traffic lights and indicate to an elderly bloke in a posh car to wind the window down.

    When he does, Waynes says something like:

    Excuse me, Do you have a grey poo pa?

    I don't geddit :blush:
     
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    Something to do with his arse being hairy and grey I would imagine. Best ask Ian J.
     
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    "pass the grey poupon" it's an american brand of dijon mustard supposedly for the more culinary adventurous. I suppose the oik who lives in his parents basement is taking the mickey out of the old chap for having more money and style than him.
     
  5. stevegreen

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    Ahhhhh, t'was an American joke then!

    I'll sleep better tonight now! Cheers James
     
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    I prefer my explaination.:D
     
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    You may well, but will Ian J? ;) :D
     
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    He can't Moderate up here and rarely vists.:D
     
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    Oooooo, you're a sly one! :D

    (does this qualify as padding?) :eek: ;)
     
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    No, a rolled up pair of socks down the pant's or tissue paper inside a bra is padding.:D Not that I have to use padding in my pants or bra.
     
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    Nor me actually, only if I wear the girlfriends!:D
     
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    Your Turning me on.:p
     
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    You'll find a "grey poupon" related emote in Yahoo chat, such is the popularity of the phrase.
     
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    I'd like to say I'm supprised by Kev and Steve's confessions of cross-dressing-stuffing, but I can't.

    That joke has all ways mystified me too steve, and I've seen Wayne's World 1 and 2 more times than is healthy. I can actually recite the Del Preston speech from 2 by heart:D
     
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    Whats suprising about that.......isn't it normal?

    I'm the same witrh Pulp Fiction.....most of the movie actually :blush:
     
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    I do far too many Monty Python quotes when I get hammered:blush:
     
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    I once knew someone who, although from the Black Country, spoke in a strong Scottish accent when drunk!
     
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    This reminds me of a place....... Shri Lanka, formerly Celyon, looking for 1,000 brown M+M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage!
     
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    Do they speak english in What.
     
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    What ain't a Country i ever heard of!:D
     
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    (In a French accent): "You silly English pig-dog type person! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of Elderberries!"
     
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    Some mother***** are always trying to ice skate up hill.
     
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    Self improvement is masturbation. But self destruction...
     
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    Please keep this thread clean from swearwords and possible offensive remarks. Thank you!
     
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    Will do but we were just quoting lines from films we know off by hart. That line was from blade.
     
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    That can soon be fixed :mad:
     
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    What the Moderating or visiting more.;)
     

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