Where have all the laughs gone?

Woodywizz

Distinguished Member
Is it just me but does it seem that there is not as much fun to be had these days in GC.?? I can't remember the last time when we had a thread which had me laughing all the way through.
 

Steven

Senior Moderator
Well atm people want to moan so what can you do? :D Also GC is a place of help... which reminds me I really need shampoo advice
 

CFC1

Member
I've been thinking the very same, Woody! :eek: ... and have concluded that there is no coincidence that the humour has dramatically tailed off since you started spending more time hosting...
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... your strip twister parties.... yikes! :eek:




:D
 

la gran siete

Distinguished Member
How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.


If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.
 

John

Moderator
The" joke thread" became the "trouble on the beach" thread when I merged them , for some reason :oops:
 

Woodywizz

Distinguished Member
Who has the brown skid marks in the white trollies?

That's you Bob, don't you remember?? It was round 2 and you ended up being disqualified after the unfortunate incident where you tripped and ended up falling into domtheone.

Dom didn't seem to mind, as this picture justifies when we all reminded him about it the next day...

[URL=http://imageshack.us] [/URL]
 

Woodywizz

Distinguished Member
The" joke thread" became the "trouble on the beach" thread when I merged them , for some reason :oops:

Didn't really mean that there was a lack of joke threads on the forum John, it just seems that there is no longer an underlying comedic value to any of the threads. This has nothing at all to do with the moderating, just seems that members recently seem not to want to take the mick out of each other as much as previously.
 

CFC1

Member
That's you Bob, don't you remember?? It was round 2 and you ended up being disqualified after the unfortunate incident where you tripped and ended up falling into domtheone.

Holy Crap! :eek: .... how did it descend to that? :mad: .... Round one started so promising too ...... :(



;)
 

pave

Banned
I'm really good at golf...........oh,and twister.......:eek::cool:
 

Synchro

Distinguished Member
And round three, after a quick smoke break, just went............weird.
 

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Woodywizz

Distinguished Member
you probably did it wrong way round....i did when when I first merged a couple of threads :)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I remember when I was a moderator, on my first day I merged a thread concerning Pete Doherty with another thread about pillocks. How we laughed in the moderating forum when I realised I had been a tad hasty.

:D
 

Mep

Well-known Member
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I remember when I was a moderator, on my first day I merged a thread concerning Pete Doherty with another thread about pillocks. How we laughed in the moderating forum when I realised I had been a tad hasty.

:D

:rotfl: you are a wag!
 

Mr Incredible

Distinguished Member
How To Shower Like a Woman.......

In a similar vein.....


To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


=========================================
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed Him.
2. **** Him.
3. Be quiet.
 

Woodywizz

Distinguished Member
:rotfl: you are a wag!

I miss your quick one-liners mate...you always were the master of the dry and very quick witted response.

Get back to GC more often :lease:
 

Mr Incredible

Distinguished Member
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
 

Synchro

Distinguished Member
The secrets is to go through the pain barrier till you hear a click. Thats your, lower BRV clicking into action. This will then allow beer to flow out through your bladder overflow into your hollow leg, leading to no more toilets intermissions.
 

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