Where have all the laughs gone?

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  1. Woodywizz

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    Is it just me but does it seem that there is not as much fun to be had these days in GC.?? I can't remember the last time when we had a thread which had me laughing all the way through.
     
  2. Steven

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    Well atm people want to moan so what can you do? :D Also GC is a place of help... which reminds me I really need shampoo advice
     
  3. krish

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    quite agree, way too much whinging and moaning, and not enough chilled out entertainment at the moment
    [youtube]bk9SOrtsEDA[/youtube]
     
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    I've been thinking the very same, Woody! :eek: ... and have concluded that there is no coincidence that the humour has dramatically tailed off since you started spending more time hosting...
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    ... your strip twister parties.... yikes! :eek:

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    :D
     
  5. Mr Incredible

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    Who has the brown skid marks in the white trollies?
     
  6. la gran siete

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    How To Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.


    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


    How To Shower Like a Man


    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.
     
  7. Steven

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    I wasn't paying attention and skipped right past... it, and then you brought that up
     
  8. John

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    The" joke thread" became the "trouble on the beach" thread when I merged them , for some reason :oops:
     
  9. Woodywizz

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    That's you Bob, don't you remember?? It was round 2 and you ended up being disqualified after the unfortunate incident where you tripped and ended up falling into domtheone.

    Dom didn't seem to mind, as this picture justifies when we all reminded him about it the next day...

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Woodywizz

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    Didn't really mean that there was a lack of joke threads on the forum John, it just seems that there is no longer an underlying comedic value to any of the threads. This has nothing at all to do with the moderating, just seems that members recently seem not to want to take the mick out of each other as much as previously.
     
  11. Mep

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    you probably did it wrong way round....i did when when I first merged a couple of threads :)
     
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    Holy Crap! :eek: .... how did it descend to that? :mad: .... Round one started so promising too ...... :(

    [​IMG]

    ;)
     
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    I'm really good at golf...........oh,and twister.......:eek::cool:
     
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    And round three, after a quick smoke break, just went............weird.
     

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    I take it we're not talking about Woodbine here? :confused: :D
     
  16. Woodywizz

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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    I remember when I was a moderator, on my first day I merged a thread concerning Pete Doherty with another thread about pillocks. How we laughed in the moderating forum when I realised I had been a tad hasty.

    :D
     
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    :rotfl: you are a wag!
     
  18. Mr Incredible

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    In a similar vein.....


    To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organiser
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:

    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    =========================================
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed Him.
    2. **** Him.
    3. Be quiet.
     
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    Just debating which order I prefer those....................
     
  20. Mr Incredible

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    Why have an order? All at once is best.
     
  21. Woodywizz

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    I miss your quick one-liners mate...you always were the master of the dry and very quick witted response.

    Get back to GC more often :lease:
     
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    :D I will try harder
     
  23. Synchro

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    Hmmm, I think it's just about possible. I'll get back to you.
     
  24. Mr Incredible

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    One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
     
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    The secrets is to go through the pain barrier till you hear a click. Thats your, lower BRV clicking into action. This will then allow beer to flow out through your bladder overflow into your hollow leg, leading to no more toilets intermissions.
     
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    :rotfl: @ Mr Incredible - cheers Bob!

    This is definitely one clip from youtube that has made me laugh out loud over recent months ...... superb.

    Warning : this clip does contain an adult themes and scenes of partial nudity ... that should get you clicking!!
     
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    Eww...

    Sweat patch
     
  29. Mr Incredible

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    @Steve: I think Kieron was going to do some editing and play that at the Lounge!
     
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    Now that is a good idea although the ladies there don't need much encouragement ..... the next big AVF laughs will be had on Friday, 2nd November when we have the next golf / lap dancing day :clap::clap:
     

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