What's your MP Catchphrase?

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  1. Det

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    So what do you say to yourself or over the mic when Rage Against the Machine said best... "when I could just kill a man..."

    You pull off some epic move or take out a camper or clear out a room of d-bags sitting behind their claymores and you instinctively have some sweet dig you churn out or cliche saying. Or even when you get caught out and killed.

    Mine are typically one of the following:
    Eat it chumpy!
    Dirty!
    Oh, your momma's a man!
    RPGeee that looks like it hurt...
    Arrgh, ya Dbag!


    Please keep it clean gents! I know half of you probably have phrases consisting of 4 letter words as your only catchphrase, lol.

    I want to try to find a new one for TF... like "Nice to MECH YOU!!!" *BA BLAM*
     
  2. mikee66

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    I generally don't talk when playing as I need as much concentration as possible hahaha

    My pet hate is campers, they really big me so if I am having a nightmare with one and I finally get him I sometimes say

    Someone get him a towel, he just got rinsed!
     
  3. Det

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    That made me chuckle silently to myself. Not because it's particularly funny, but because you actually say that and it's superbly cliche!
     
  4. Mr Noble

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    Pop in a Tampax and suck it up you ****, is my latest favourite at the mo.

    Used it this afternoon on a self entitled little nobber on bf4.

    The story

    So jumped on bf4 large conquest for 10 minutes this afternoon hardcore large conquest gulf of Oman. Spawned in the gunner seat.

    Rank 80 just sat there in spawn in the chopper, mashed the to go go command for 30 seconds, said nobber then takes off but nose dives straight into the ground.

    Fair enough.....might have just had a lapse of concentration.

    Few minutes later spawn in gunner seat yep you guessed it cpt creamegg pilot again flying around shooting nothing , not hitting the flares when getting shot emergency land at the end of our runway.

    I jump out and repair so does said nobber and I hear over the mic, "god I hate being the pilot all the time"

    Furry muff I'll fly as he clearly hasn't the ability, as I jump in the chopper we take incoming missiles from the skyscraper but this nugget isn't the sharpest and fires off some pdw fire.

    So I left him so the chopper could auto-repair and make a return trip for him.

    This is when I see red, when I hear him say "this British faggot just stole my chopper , my main goal for the rest of this match is to kill him"

    So I did what every self respecting veteran would do , I flew back round the skyscraper and blasted him with a missile as he ran down our runway towards a fresh jet.... That's when he got really mad :devil:

    So I flew over to G , capped and waited for him to spawn in the chopper a few low height manoeuvres I end up on the roof he ends up in the drink.

    Top tip ! Just because I don't have my mic in doesn't mean I can't hear what you are planning. You make me an enemy I'll make sure you'll be quitting the game ;)

    Anyway moral of the story ended up top of the scoreboard even with 8 team kills as he would spawn on me and try and blast me , in the end I just switched squads and set to private as his crack was starting to bore me.

    Sent me 3 messages in quick succession, deleted them before reading :)
     
  5. Det

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    Awww, you should have read your fan mail! Then reported him so he plays with his likeness... though he may have reported you as well and with the new XB "douchebags play with douchebags" system you might find you're playing with him pretty often :rotfl: But only cuz you stole his chopper... hahahaha.
     
  6. Mr Noble

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    That's the only reason why I don't bother responding to random messages only people on my list, can't be arsed with being put in gutter lobby's or as you say being reported and having a temp ban.

    It's easier to delete than read and bite :smashin:
     
  7. Gdogg2001

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    "That is what you get"

    I say that over and over on fifa. Tackles, yellow cards, shots, goals. It grinds the opponent down and let's them know they are worthless
     
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    Baghead
     
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    Don't think the swear filter could take my mp outbursts:censored:
     
  10. lungwun

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    Xbox record that

    Simples!
     
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  11. Det

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    I need a quality catchphrase for Titanfall.

    Like "Time to quit Titanfall, Tonto... you're falling all over yourself"
    Or "Hulk, Smash" when I grab them out of their Titan...

    See, they are crap. Gimme help gents. Nothing better than a good cliche to spout off at the enemy!

    EDIT: or I could just go with "ya Titan Douche!" because "douche" is always a solid semi clean dig.
     
  12. Swanny32

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    Don't think any of mine are clean and usually include dropping the C bomb.

    We have a saying on Fifa Clubs when one of us has a shot on goal "greedy". Usually gets a laugh, especially if the targeted person has had a shot from a few yards out when it quite clearly wasn't greedy.
     
  13. kav

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    I don't mock others, but I do berate myself with plenty of ****s if I'm not doing well. I hardly ever interact with randoms, but I try to follow the "would I say this if the person were standing next to me?" approach.
     
  14. Swanny32

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    That's a good point, even though I may F and Blind when I get shot or concede a goal, I never say it on mic, mainly because I'm always in party chat with friends so not actually chatting to the people I'm playing.
     
  15. leeince

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    "Stick a Big Mac in it"
     
  16. Det

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    So you don't blame others for your mistakes like most of the competitive gaming community?

    Scenario #1 You die running into a building
    You yell at dude who killed you that he is a camper even if he wasn't camping

    Scenario #2 You die while trying to jump a wall
    You yell at the developer for making the wall so hard to jump on to

    Scenario #3 You kill someone and yourself with C4
    You yell at dev for making the explosive radius so big or for not making an invisible protective shield around you when you throw C4

    EDIT: For the record, I never say stuff like that over a mic. I do say it when I'm playing solo and have no reason to be on a mic. I'm usually pretty chill and quiet when on a mic cuz my wife would make fun of me just for talking to people over the interwebz! :rotfl:
     
  17. kav

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    I blame others, sure. Campers, lag etc. I just mean I don't go on the mic and taunt people when I'm doing well, or call them names when I'm not. I keep my rants to myself (and the guys I'm playing with, if I'm in a party).

    I still haven't turned on party chat on the X1. Don't want to use Kinect to chat as my wife and sometimes the kids are often in the same room.
     
  18. Det

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    I usually say "Dirty" when I die... "Douche" is about as extreme as I get in the trash talk department. Old habits die hard and the military breeds a certain type of language... grateful I've "mostly" gotten beyond that.

    I still want a cliche to say when I kill dudes. I won't say it over the mic (unless it's over party chat).

    You guys are lacking in the cliche development department. I guess I'll have to stick with "Nice to Mech you!"
     
  19. I Spiritus I

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    One from Medal of Honor Allied Assault days that I like to use occassionally "You mess with the best, you die like the rest"

    I do swear in the traditional Scottish fasion though "Aww fur **** ****" being a typical one. Try to make sure my mic is muted though lol.
     
  20. stellamandude

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    I have loads of "phrases", but then I spotted this bit..............and for that reason "I'm Out" :rotfl:
     
  21. Det

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    You don't have any phrases when you're not on the Stella? lol.
     
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    Nope :rotfl:

    Oooo, wait a minute..........


















    Ah, nope that's also a swear word :D:beer:
     
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    LEEEEEEEEEROY JAHNKANS!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Mine is usually something like:

    "Have some of that you f***ing little rat" or just "Get some" followed by multiple expletives :)
     
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    BF4 - "they've got a hardon for C and we're getting d****d"

    Titan fall - "I'm going to smash you in the face, YES! I'm smashing you in the face, IN THE FACE! EAT IT EAT IT*"

    *repeat excitedly*
     
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    I can't put what I say here, but needless to say it's a
    Multitude of randomly strung together expletives :)

    I know Anodyne and MarkWWW have experienced hearing it!


    Not that I take MP gaming seriously like.
     
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    "you cheese weasel"
     
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    "Your having a f*****g laugh!" when I feel like i've been hard done to. Especially on BF4 when losing 1v1's (which is most of the time)
     
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    Haha that's me too!

    Usually following on from "oh for f***s sake, here we f***ing go!"
     
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    Heroes don't die.....they reload!

    I think its quite cool :D
     

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