With the festive season well and truly upon us, it's time to think about presents, and to ask the question: What's the worst present you ever received? It doesn't have to be a Christmas present, birthday tales etc. are all welcome here. I once received a pair of truly hideous silver (plated) wine bottle stoppers. Bad enough that they were ugly, worse still is the fact that I don't drink. But that pales in comparison to a Valentine's day present I got one year... a heart. Not a card with a heart on it, not a chocolate heart, not a novelty heart shaped gift... a real heart. Judging by the size it was probably a lamb's heart, I'm not sure, I'm not well up on heart sizes. Fairly positive it wasn't human.