Mine , she decided to go and fetch the 6' Christmas tree (real one) in the new A5 convertible i bought for her in October
Have you not seen Iron Man 2?
He couldn't find a tin opener so he decides to use a swiss army knife only to go and slip and cut his hand open which ended up with him in A&E............Good head!!
Agreeing to marry me.
again last week , but not sure what the reference is
My arguing partner once sat at a PC with Google open and wanted to find something online, she couldn't remember the name of the site she used to search so typed "www.google.com" into Google's searchbox to find... Google. Genius.
Given out her bank details to some twit at the door.