Whats an expert on being British?

[KhalJimbo]

I was watching BBC Breakfast this morning and they were talking about britains got talent and there was one of the guests who under his name said "Expert on being British"

What exactly makes him an Expert on being British?

 

[dBrowne]

Was he British?

 

[Ian J]

What exactly makes him an Expert on being British?

Membership of the BNP perhaps

 

[Educated Guess]

Yeh, watch that and though exactly the same thing

 

[krish]

it's like the type of made up expert/correspondent you'd see on The Day Today, Brass Eye or The Daily Show

reminds me why I usually avoid BBC1's Breakfast; though Rachel Burden on 5 live is truly awful, as has also just been Garry Richardson

 

[kBm]

I think he had a Prof. in front of his name and studied Britishness or something!

 

[fencer90]

Nicky Campbell...........Dont start me of this piece of Scots Ordure

 

[krish]

I think he had a Prof. in front of his name and studied Britishness or something!

was he wearing a summer suit and cravat?

 

[kBm]

was he wearing a summer suit and cravat?

Why yes, dear boy. He was also sporting a monocle, sipping ice tea...

 

[krish]

time for elevensies

 

[jarraman]

hhhm what else can I claim for, family credit etc