Was there something in the spring air. Where all the idiots out on the road on a sunny spring Sunday. Three shunts, in three hours, in three hundred yards. Shunt 1. Head on, car overtakes another pulling into a petrol station. Three fire engines, two ambulances, plenty of police vehicles. Road closed for an hour. Shunt 2. Ford Focus decides to rear end a parked car and lands up on it's roof. The fire engines are back. Road closed again. Shunt 3. Which to me was the worse, well the wife was driving home from the pub and I was busting for a wee wee (I am within weeks of being 65, so some sympathy please). VW Golf ploughs into the back of a Seat Leon which had stopped for a red light. Policeman with a breath test, Golf driver not looking too confident. Good news is I got home without my postrate giving up the ghost. Please can we have a speed camera.