Andy Bassett
Editorial Assistant
From the Chin Curtain to the Soul Patch via the French Fork and the Coptash Standard, a dizzying array of character enhancing moustache, beard and sideburn combos have graced the screen and disgraced the wearers. What are some of the most memorable... and most egregious?
Starting proceedings off, we present bad and good… from the same movie, Kenneth Branagh's 2017 version of Murder on The Orient Express (which also got a nod in the 'Favourite train based movies' thread).
Firstly Johnny Depp’s pencil ‘tache looks more like an attempt at a ‘blunt crayon’ whereas Branagh’s luxurious festoon of follicles just isn’t provided with enough face on which to demonstrate its magnificence.
Fire up the clippers and let’s have your suggestions.
Starting proceedings off, we present bad and good… from the same movie, Kenneth Branagh's 2017 version of Murder on The Orient Express (which also got a nod in the 'Favourite train based movies' thread).
Firstly Johnny Depp’s pencil ‘tache looks more like an attempt at a ‘blunt crayon’ whereas Branagh’s luxurious festoon of follicles just isn’t provided with enough face on which to demonstrate its magnificence.
Fire up the clippers and let’s have your suggestions.