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We've had the best, how about the 5 worst films

Discussion in 'Movie Forum' started by nomad132, Sep 17, 2001.

  1. nomad132

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    Ok while we are all thinking of our top 5 films how about a list of the 5 worst films.<br />Maybe it would be more fun if we avoided the obscure really bad films that hardly anyone will have heard off and concentrate on 5 of the worst mainstream films, just to get arguments going
     
  2. Paul D

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    Demons 1 & 2....real B movies. But i bet some people on here really like this kind of film.<br />In fact they are so bad as to be a good, as a comedy!.
     
  3. alanrob

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    Five worst movies - Mmm

    Mystery Men - Very bad<br />The Sixth Sense - Yawn<br />Unbreakable - Double YAWN!!<br />The Phantom Menace - Jar Jar Binks (Say no more)<br />Independence Day - Could it get any worse ?

    Hundreds more that I could mention, but it's hurting my head thinking of all these bad movies.
     
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    alanrob, I have to say I couldn't DISagree more with some of your choices <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

    Mystery Men is one of my favs, The Sixth Sense IS overrated but it is a good film in it's own right and Unbreakable is also superb (I just watched it again <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> )

    Off the top of my haed I would have to choose:

    Street Fighter The movie<br />Independence Day<br />Armageddon
     
  5. Jeff

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    Alien 3<br />Battlefield Earth<br />Fight Club<br />Virus<br />Highlander 2
     
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    1.Love,Honor and Obey<br />2.Dude where's my car<br />3.Battlefield Earth<br />4.Mission to Mars<br />5.Knock Off

    I wouldn't have any of these films given to me -truly woeful!
     
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    Like I have said I am not really convinced there is such a thing as a terrible movie, they are just perhaps not as good as other films <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

    In fact some of my most watched films are those people tend to hate, such as

    VIRUS<br />WING COMMANDER<br />FROM DUSK TIL DAWN TWO AND THREE<br />PHANTOM MENACE<br />DEEP RISING<br />ALIEN 3 and 4<br />almost all Segal and Van Dam movies<br />so perhaps I should take a chance and buy BATTLEFILED EARTH <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

    However THREE films which I can not stand at all are, these are......

    RANSOM, you just know that a child will never be killed in this way in a 15 rated movie and there is just no suspense at all.

    DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS they could have made a potential real fantasy epic with the source material available to them

    AMERICAN BEAUTY just do not get me started on

    [ 18-09-2001: Message edited by: DuncanWardle ]</p>
     
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    The Humanoid (aka L'Umanoide)<br />Who's Harry Crumb<br />The Glimmer Man<br />Spy Hard<br />Speed 2

    Bubbling Under:

    Most Wanted<br />Fame<br />The World is Not Enough<br />Never Say Never Again<br />White Men Can't Jump<br />Commando<br />Flight of the Intruder<br />Clear and Present Danger<br />Spaceballs<br />Police Academy (take your pick from several)<br />Towering Inferno<br />Days of Thunder<br />Mr Nanny<br />The Avengers<br />Jingle Bells<br />Barb Wire

    <br />That's all for now.....

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  11. Rambo John J

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    Some stinkers I've had absolutely no pleasure watching

    The Mummy/The Mummy Returns<br />Speed/Speed 2<br />Twister<br />Rambo 3<br />All the Rocky films<br />Tank Girl<br />Judge Dredd<br />Driven<br />Every Dirty Dozen Sequel<br />Godfather 3 <br />Demons 1+2 <br />The Dead Pool<br />Maximum Overdrive <br />Mad Max 3<br />Independence day<br />Men In Black<br />Armageddon<br />The Lost World<br />All Nightmare On Elm Street sequels<br />All Friday 13th Sequels<br />Scream trilogy<br />JP 3<br />Con Air<br />Hannibal<br />Psycho sequels and Remake

    But if pushed I'd have to go with a top 5 of

    The Mummy Returns<br />Rocky 5<br />Men In Black<br />Tank Girl<br />Hannibal
     
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    Well it was my initial message that started this so i better give me list of 5 worst films.

    Phantom Meanace- <br />Easy target I know but come on Jar Jar Binks, no likeable characters, no decent bad guy, federation trade politics. Very poor.

    Marked for death- <br />I've chosen this but really take your pick out of any Seagal films minus under seige. The guy really is the most talentless uncharasmatic goddamn awful actor to walk this planet. The fact that i actually bought Exit Wounds just underlines how long it has been since a decent action movie was made.

    Natural Born Killers- <br />Some would have you believe that this is a clever biting satire on American culture, while in reality it is one o fthe worst films ever that relies on excessive vilence to make its mark on the world. Which would be ok if it had the balls to admit it.

    Detroit Rock City-<br /> Ok if pushed i would actually name this as the worst film ever. I watched it about year ago and with each passing minute i marvelled at how some scripts actually make it onto the big screen. Truly, truly truly awful with no redeming features.

    Batman and Robin- <br />A well deserved reputation as being a complete and utter turkey
     
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    Tomb Raider. No offence to Chris Barrie, but he shouldn't be the best thing about a film like this. I spent the whole film hoping to care what happened to someone, anyone, but was sorely disapointed.

    Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. No excitement or involvement at all.

    Highlander 2. Don't really want to think about it to make any comments.

    Judge Dredd. Great effects, Mean Machine looked superb, but ****e story, and worse comic relief.

    Forrest Gump.

    <br />Martin.
     
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    Here goes then again in no particular order.

    Avengers<br />What was Sean Connery thinking of, his bank balance presumably.

    All Jaws sequels especially ones that have Michael Caine anywhere near them!!

    All Original cast Star Trek sequels, the 1st one I enjoyed the rest were bad..

    Superman sequels nuff said.

    BluesBrother 2000, why oh why oh why would anyone make it?

    Bit of a sequel theme but lets face it most are pretty S**t.

    Si
     
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    Mainstream baddies:

    Tomb Raider - latest Hollywood crap<br />Moonwalker - watched it something like 13 years ago and it should not be called a movie actually<br />Star Wars Episode 1 - watched it on TV recently, what a stinker<br />Highlander 2,3,4 - there can be only ONE<br />Three Kings - not funny at all - IMHO

    <br />Others:

    Cool World - real life/animation mix<br />All Van Damme movies

    Can't think of any more but surely there are some ...
     
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    Soldier ( they must have worked real hard to make it resemble a low-budget 70s sci-fi movie)

    Ransom ( the only film I ever walked out of the cinema for : I didn't even finish my pop-corn)

    Mission to Mars ( what the hell was that oh my god stop it no no arghh!!!)

    The Avengers ( actually made me feel nauseus)

    The Postman (I even tried this drunk and it just made it worse but at least I missed bits of it when I had to relieve my bladder)
     
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    Sugar and Spice - Cheer leaders holding up a bank

    ****e

    Please dont watch it
     
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    How did I forget Howard the duck? <img src="eek.gif" border="0">
     

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