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Way to Amarillo - route

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by raigraphixs, May 9, 2005.

  1. raigraphixs

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    1.Start at your local/nearest Airport.

    2.Catch flight to London Heathrow Airport.

    3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

    4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

    5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

    6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - followfor 0.3 miles

    7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

    8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

    9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

    10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

    11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

    12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

    13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

    14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

    15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles

    16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

    17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles

    18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"


    Now that's the way to bloody Amarillo!!!!!!!!
    SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Eddy Boy

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    Depends, if you get lost on route you may need to! :D
     
  3. shodan

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    I had something similar text to me...
     
  4. explicitlyrics

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    350 miles drive.... Im sure you can do it more efficiently than that.....
     
  5. Dr Diversity

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    But how do you get back?
     
  6. Garrett

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    I thought you could get Amarillo at you local off licence its a almond liquor. :D
     
  7. Mr Cat

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    you can't - it's a one way ticket only - and when everyone who wants to go there ariives - we'll bomb the ******* place... :D :D
     
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    Dont say that... if anyone from the 'pop' industry see's this then there will be a follow up song out soon.... 'Show me the way back from Amarillo'

    :laugh:
     
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    Why doesn't the dude just phone Sweet Maria ? After all, she's there waiting for him so surely she could give him directions...
     
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    Aaah! The flaw in your master plan: asking her for directions :)

    (Sorry Smelly!)
     
  11. Garrett

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    And as men are stereotyped, they do not ask for directions.
     
  12. smelly

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    You'll like this then :D Its obviously not true though... :lesson:
     

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    I rest my case Smelly - Amarillo is not in Britain :)
     
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    Really???? Its not??? :suicide:

    :rolleyes:
     
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    He could just save the effort and ask Sweet Marie to come to him. It might broaden her horizons a little
     
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    If he let go of his pillow then he might find it a bit easier ;)
     
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    He will need to wring it out after all that blubbing into it!
     

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