Bioshock, now there’s a game that could be a beautiful movie!A strange journey. Tomb Raider ripps off Indiana Jones and turns it into a video game. That video game then becomes a movie. Sometime later Uncharted ripps off Tomb Raider. Later still Tomb Raider ripps off Uncharted. Even later Uncharted becomes a ripp off movie of both Indiana Jones and Tomb Raider.
I'm not surprised this is apparently awful. Miniature Tom Holland looks to be comically miscast and his planet sized ego puts me off watching him in anything. And Wallberg isn't much better.
I guess people must go and see these game to movie jobs despite their awfulness. Baffling really. They could at least adapt something more original, Psychonauts perhaps. Or Oddworld.
Mine arrived last night.Thanks for the review.
Our guts all said Marko Marko with a tash was going to be awful, always trust your gut!
Playing through (again) the latest remastered game, great game but as you rightly say, Holland is a little too young, maybe they thought they’d get a franchise out of it…or maybe just rake it in from those spidy fans.
When my free ticket arrives for purchasing the game upgrade, I’ll take the kids.
Insider info - Bruce Willis played Mark Wahlberg's moustache. (Uncredited)Short of maybe getting Bruce Willis with a 'tache in.
The 2nd trailer shows him with one? Tell me that’s not the sequel
I doubted my sanity for a second there but no. Definitely no moustache.
It's official. Hollywood has run out of ideas for movies. We knew this day would arrive.
I doubted my sanity for a second there but no. Definitely no moustache.
Is that because Branagh is using it?I doubted my sanity for a second there but no. Definitely no moustache.
a) Willis fans will be bristlingThis is turning into Tachegate.
Yes, you.Anyone mention my username ?
Anyone mention my username ?
a) Willis fans will be bristling
b) we will soon need a Tacheometer