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Tomb Raider

Discussion in 'Movie Forum' started by HMHB, Jul 10, 2002.

  1. HMHB

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    Just watched Tomb Raider (on rental) for the 1st time and enjoyed it as harmless fun and thought the sound was good also. I can't understand how people can find Angelina Jolie attractive though - she's got a bit of a Jimmy Hill on her, a weird nose and a baboons ass for lips. I believe her best assets are false also !
     
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    Well, I wouldn't climb over her to get to you, John !
     
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    Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.

    Nice to see that sexism and mysogyny are still thriving:rolleyes:
     
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    Were they TRs executive producers or something??
     
  5. BadAss

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    Her T1T's were false in the extent that she couldn't compete with those of the enhanced console variety. I'd till bone her though, shagged in 60 seconds.
     
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    Ahh poor BadAss you need to take your time mate... you should be looking at least 90 seconds :D

    Paul
     
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    OK, OK, 30 seconds of foreplay then.;)
     
  8. Mario Nicholas

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    watched her in a film with Antonio banderas, think it was called forbidden sin. a total animal in bed it would seem.
    John J thinks she isn't attractive, Antonio drunk poison for her, I also would drink poison from her furry cup & die happy. Who do you find horny if not the most sensual woman on screen today.
    :devil: :devil: :devil:
     
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    Just because someone is an animal in bed does not make them attractive !!
    To my eyes she looks like a badly put together identikit - with Jimmy Hill's chin, Mick Jagger's lips, and Jimmy Nail's nose
     
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    No but Id touch her with mine :D :D

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    Posted by Pich "You guys debating whether to shag Angelina Jolie for 60 or 90 seconds have forgotten one very important point - she wouldn't touch you with a ten foot barge poll! "

    Thats right shed rather shag Billy Bob who is how old again? Good taste. :rolleyes:
     
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    Not any more, I read somewhere they've split up. Lucky us...

    - Tom -
     
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    Billy Bobs only 28 years old!
    He is aging under the bedroom demands of Angelina & rather than splitting up she is actually sparing his life.

    Watch the film "Forbidden Sin" & judge the goods for yourself.
     
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    Thought it was called Original Sin:confused: :confused: :D
     
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    the film was potentially a classic, but the hollywood treatment, especially at the end ruined it.
    The name of the film was not memorable, but Angelina writhing around in ecstasy was.
    Marv, (2nd youngest member) are you old enough to be watching this type of film?
     
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    She wasnt writhing around on billy bob was she? That would just about kill any film.
     
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    Billy Bob is 46.

    Can't wait till I'm 46.
     
  18. HMHB

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    For all those that think she is attractive see attached photo
     

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    Quite a bit younger than me. What exactly are you trying to say.
     
  20. HMHB

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    My point is that people rave on about how beautiful she is - when she plainly isn't !!
     
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    In your opinion. Crap photo BTW

    She is divorcing BBT anyway - fantastic news
     
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    If you think she is attractive, then u need an eye test!!
     
  23. HMHB

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    Here's a photo from BBC News website today - definately the creation of a coming together of Mick Jagger and Jimmy Hill !
     

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    Fair enough.

    I still would though...
     
  25. HMHB

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    Don't get me wrong - I wouldn't turn it down either !
     
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    if i had to choose between her and my hand.....there's only one choice!
     
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    Left or Right!
     
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    right....
     

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