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HMHB

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A light hearted look on life from my viewpoint :)

A politician giving a striaght Yes/No answer
A shy American in a TV studio audience
A builder who takes one sugar in his tea (it's either none or 2 or more)
A bouncer/doorman with a sensible car
A computer programmer admitting he's wrong
A solicitor with his hands in his own pockets ;)

Lots more to come, any more from the rest of you ?
 
Dog poo turning white- what happened to that?
 
a thread in general chat not turning into a political / religious argument :)
 
Dr Diversity said:
woodlice rolling into a ball - they don't seem to do that anymore

Only an introduced foreign species could do that. The British woodlice cannot. That said, I don't know what happened to the other ones.
 
A modest Liverpool fan. (Sorry Silver et al.) :D
An open public loo.
A calm car driver
A decent pint in a Southern pub! ;)
 
A baby pigeon......
 
A shy squirrel ...they're all over the place and come right up to you these days.
Although not quite streetwise yet as I see plenty of squashed ones on the road!

A High St with 'uniqueness' and 'character'

The milk man, coal man, rag and bone man.
 
that's fighting talk
I come from the South! ;)

Sock suspenders. :D
A sensible chav
A tasteful out of town retail park
 
overkill said:
A decent pint in a Southern pub! ;)

i beg to differ, young's brewery offered my dad a Young's pub in the centre of London because his ales are so well kept!
 
overkill said:
I come from the South! ;)

then you are drinking in the wrong pubs matey :) have to agree with your other suggestiojns though :)
 
A 'true' once in a lifetime deal on AV gear.
DFS not having a sale.
My missues buying me a pint. (or admiting she's wrong).
 
FruitBat said:
A competent IT manager.

Of course not! All the competent IT people are smart enough to avoid promotion away from the techy stuff.

The really smart ones are getting out of the industry these days. ;)
 
A cashier not talking to someone else while serving you
8 track cartridges
An attendant to fill up your car at a garage
Me in size 8-10 clothes :rolleyes:
 
A book entitled "Derby County The Glory Years" - I believe there is a leaflet available ;)
Sir Alex Ferguson without his comedy Albert Tatlock nose on :D
 
An unmodified Vauxhall Nova.
 
Kevo said:
The milk man, coal man, rag and bone man.

See the milk man most mornings, on the walk to the train station....
 
young's brewery offered my dad a Young's pub in the centre of London because his ales are so well kept!
That I think, says it all........... ;)

then you are drinking in the wrong pubs matey
All the pubs I used to like (ie the beer was good) have been knocked down or become 'fun pubs'. Even if the beer was award winning those places switch me off........ Kingstons a decent pub free zone now. My other most common watering places were near a certain football ground in North London. ;) Only one of them serves a decent pint now. :(

Other than that, the pubs I used to go to in the sticks have all switched to 'keg' bar one. Tis' a poor lookout. None of the pubs in Ham (my sister lives there) serve a decent pint. Most of my mates still living down there drink either guiness or shorts in pubs because they all complain they can't a get a decent beer!

A chav who can listen to what passes as music below 180,000,000 decibels
A utility company that doesn't cost the Earth!
A student not clamped to a mobile phone
A mobile phone without a demented ringtone
 
A good interview by Garth Crooks.
A mobile phone conversation which doesn't include a few "Hello, hello, are you there" sentences.
A Subaru Impreza behind you that is not right up your exhaust pipe.
 

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