She's got to be extracting the urine hasn't she? In a neverending (and entirely unsuccessful) effort to be seen as 'cool' Madge has included a 'rap' at the end of her new song 'American Life'. Lyrically masterful as always (add an 'aa' at the end of words that don't seem to fit the iambic pentameter ie. latte - shotaa) Madonna's little ditty goes like this: "I'm drinking a Soy latte I get a double shot It goes right through my body And you know I'm satisfied, I drive my mini cooper And I'm feeling super-dooper Yo they tell I'm a trooper And you know I'm satisfied I do yoga and pilates And the room is full of hotties So I'm checking out the bodies And you know I'm satisfied I'm digging on the isotopes This metaphysic's **** is dope And if all this can give me hope You know I'm satisfied I got a lawyer and a manager An agent and a chef Three nannies, an assistant And a driver and a jet A trainer and a butler And a bodyguard or five A gardener and a stylist Do you think I'm satisfied? I'd like to express my extreme point of view I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew I'm just living out the American dream And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems " Now is this tongue in cheek as has been suggested or is this what she considers to be 'cool'. To be honest I burst out laughing when I heard this song.