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The Madonna Rap!!

Discussion in 'Music & Music Streaming Services' started by James45, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. James45

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    She's got to be extracting the urine hasn't she? In a neverending (and entirely unsuccessful) effort to be seen as 'cool' Madge has included a 'rap' at the end of her new song 'American Life'.

    Lyrically masterful as always (add an 'aa' at the end of words that don't seem to fit the iambic pentameter ie. latte - shotaa) Madonna's little ditty goes like this:

    "I'm drinking a Soy latte
    I get a double shot
    It goes right through my body
    And you know
    I'm satisfied,
    I drive my mini cooper
    And I'm feeling super-dooper
    Yo they tell I'm a trooper
    And you know I'm satisfied
    I do yoga and pilates
    And the room is full of hotties
    So I'm checking out the bodies
    And you know I'm satisfied
    I'm digging on the isotopes
    This metaphysic's **** is dope
    And if all this can give me hope
    You know I'm satisfied
    I got a lawyer and a manager
    An agent and a chef
    Three nannies, an assistant
    And a driver and a jet
    A trainer and a butler
    And a bodyguard or five
    A gardener and a stylist
    Do you think I'm satisfied?
    I'd like to express my extreme point of view
    I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
    I'm just living out the American dream
    And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems "

    Now is this tongue in cheek as has been suggested or is this what she considers to be 'cool'. To be honest I burst out laughing when I heard this song.
     
  2. neilo

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    yeah the rap is a bit naff but I really like the song and the vid isnt bad either
     
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    Truly dreadful :thumbsdow - and that's from someone who likes her recent stuff.
     
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    I thought April Fool's Day pranks had to be carried out before 12 noon....?
     
  5. gringottsdirect

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    Her best quote of this has to be that she this song/video, and she, is anti-war but not necessarily THIS war - D'oh!!!!!!!!
    I think she's got more scared in her dotage and long gone are the days of having a black Christ, kissing him and standing up to critique for it.
     
  7. James45

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    she's too busy driving her mini cooper and feeling super dooper to trouble herself with war! seriously though I think it's a good move pulling the video because it was a fairly cheap shot in the first place. Protests have no place in pop music, just look how stupid george michael looked with his last track.
     
  8. gringottsdirect

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    Stupid as stupid can be.
    George Michael used to be good but now he sucks musically as well as recreationally.
     
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    Madge's single is actually pretty good,not interested in the vid.
     
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    I like it.
     

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