Pooon
Distinguished Member
- Joined
- Dec 26, 2002
- Messages
- 7,862
- Reaction score
- 1,468
- Points
- 1,486
- Age
- 43
- Location
- Canterbury, Kent
The Laws
360 Law: Barbie Horse Adventures should only be played on an original Xbox. ONLY test its backward compatibility on an Xbox 360 if you are in possession of a child 7 years old or younger. The Ken Exception, a movement that if Ken Horse Adventures were released it could be played, was struck down.
360 Law: Under no circumstances will you put stickers on your console. Unless said stickers cover the entire console.
360 Law: Carrying an Xbox 360 backpack is not cool.
360 Law: Never share your hard drive with a friends console for more than a day. Tell him to get his own hard drive or download his own games. That is disrespect to your own console and could lead to your own console rejecting you.
360 Law: Gaming sessions should never last more than 24 hours if someone of the opposite gender is involved.
360 Law: Never be close enough to touch knees while gaming with a friend unless that friend is of the opposite gender.
360 Law: If you plug it, you own it. Wired controllers, play and charge cables are only to be inserted into the USB by its owner. Never let anyone touch your wires.
360 Law: No hands but those of the owner shall handle the 360 in any manner.
360 Law: Never abuse the Guide button mid-game. Abuse includes pressing of the Guide button by a guest without instruction from the host, repeated presses of the Guide button whether accidental or not and other forms of excessive Guide button usage.
360 Law: Your console is not a coaster. Beverages and snacks must be a minimum of 3 feet away at all times. A dirty console is a no-no. Keep it clean.
360 Law: Your 360 headset is not an open tryout for American Idol. Under no circumstances should you sing into the headset while playing. Mute yourself for the sake of your fellow gamer playing with or against you.
360 Law: Have a Gamertag that everyone can pronounce. It is mandatory to upholding the Laws and key to being recognized by the Council and your fellow gamer. Trying to pronounce xryiopyehzzeaiy sucks. The Council frowns on unspeakable names. You shall provide proper pronunciation of confusing Gamertag whenever prompted or be in violation of said 360 Law.
360 Law: Sweaty Hands Law. If any person has excessively sweaty hands, they must identify themselves immediately and be issued with a hand cover (gloves) or towel to dry hands. If said person does not have a hand cover or towel, they must supply their own 360 controller.
360 Law: The Vision Camera is not a dating tool.
360 Law: Halo 2 is not next-gen. Halo 3 is. Sending Halo 2 invites after Halo 3 releases or to known next-gen only players is beyond a violation.
360 Law: When the headset is on, NO communication outside of to those involved in the match is possible. Pass this on to anyone presiding in said household.
360 Law: Xbox GamerchiX. You disrespect. You lose respect. The boys like to play with the girls. Obey this.
360 Law: You move it. You lose it. Keep your 360 still! No horizontal to vertical adjustment especially when theres a game inside. Play it dont sway it!
360 Law: Hulk no like wasting money on batteries. Hulk like uninterrupted play. Hulk have Play & Charge or Quick Charge kit. Hulk smash silly Xbox 360 owner with batteries.
360 Law: Official celebrations when unlocking Achievements or other milestones achieved during gameplay include high fives, fist pumps in the air or shouting Yeah!. At no time do you celebrate with a hug and that includes the mythical man hug.
360 Law: Forcing the action is a rookie move and youre not Salt N Pepa. Respect your disc tray. Dont push it. A legitimate 360 owner uses the eject button, the dashboard or the remote to operate the disc tray.
360 Law: Thou shall not covet they neighbors Xbox 360 or make regular use of it. Get your own!
The Rules
These are the Xbox 360 Laws. Join the Council and submit more laws today! There is an approval process for each law as well as each Council member. Every submitted law must be examined and verified before making it as an official 360 Law. Every potential Council member undergoes the most extreme scrutiny so that the 360 Laws are upheld forever more.
The Oath
I shall abide by all Xbox 360 Laws both foreign and domestic. I realize that this duty is thrust upon me the minute I claim ownership of an Xbox 360 and I shall willfully learn all current Xbox 360 Laws upon such claim. I further proclaim that I will strike down all offenders of said 360 Laws so that harmony continues to rule over chaos.
This is my Xbox 360. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Xbox 360 is my best console. I must master use of my Xbox 360 as I must master the Xbox 360 Laws. Before all Xbox 360 owners, I swear this creed.
360 Law: Barbie Horse Adventures should only be played on an original Xbox. ONLY test its backward compatibility on an Xbox 360 if you are in possession of a child 7 years old or younger. The Ken Exception, a movement that if Ken Horse Adventures were released it could be played, was struck down.
360 Law: Under no circumstances will you put stickers on your console. Unless said stickers cover the entire console.
360 Law: Carrying an Xbox 360 backpack is not cool.
360 Law: Never share your hard drive with a friends console for more than a day. Tell him to get his own hard drive or download his own games. That is disrespect to your own console and could lead to your own console rejecting you.
360 Law: Gaming sessions should never last more than 24 hours if someone of the opposite gender is involved.
360 Law: Never be close enough to touch knees while gaming with a friend unless that friend is of the opposite gender.
360 Law: If you plug it, you own it. Wired controllers, play and charge cables are only to be inserted into the USB by its owner. Never let anyone touch your wires.
360 Law: No hands but those of the owner shall handle the 360 in any manner.
360 Law: Never abuse the Guide button mid-game. Abuse includes pressing of the Guide button by a guest without instruction from the host, repeated presses of the Guide button whether accidental or not and other forms of excessive Guide button usage.
360 Law: Your console is not a coaster. Beverages and snacks must be a minimum of 3 feet away at all times. A dirty console is a no-no. Keep it clean.
360 Law: Your 360 headset is not an open tryout for American Idol. Under no circumstances should you sing into the headset while playing. Mute yourself for the sake of your fellow gamer playing with or against you.
360 Law: Have a Gamertag that everyone can pronounce. It is mandatory to upholding the Laws and key to being recognized by the Council and your fellow gamer. Trying to pronounce xryiopyehzzeaiy sucks. The Council frowns on unspeakable names. You shall provide proper pronunciation of confusing Gamertag whenever prompted or be in violation of said 360 Law.
360 Law: Sweaty Hands Law. If any person has excessively sweaty hands, they must identify themselves immediately and be issued with a hand cover (gloves) or towel to dry hands. If said person does not have a hand cover or towel, they must supply their own 360 controller.
360 Law: The Vision Camera is not a dating tool.
360 Law: Halo 2 is not next-gen. Halo 3 is. Sending Halo 2 invites after Halo 3 releases or to known next-gen only players is beyond a violation.
360 Law: When the headset is on, NO communication outside of to those involved in the match is possible. Pass this on to anyone presiding in said household.
360 Law: Xbox GamerchiX. You disrespect. You lose respect. The boys like to play with the girls. Obey this.
360 Law: You move it. You lose it. Keep your 360 still! No horizontal to vertical adjustment especially when theres a game inside. Play it dont sway it!
360 Law: Hulk no like wasting money on batteries. Hulk like uninterrupted play. Hulk have Play & Charge or Quick Charge kit. Hulk smash silly Xbox 360 owner with batteries.
360 Law: Official celebrations when unlocking Achievements or other milestones achieved during gameplay include high fives, fist pumps in the air or shouting Yeah!. At no time do you celebrate with a hug and that includes the mythical man hug.
360 Law: Forcing the action is a rookie move and youre not Salt N Pepa. Respect your disc tray. Dont push it. A legitimate 360 owner uses the eject button, the dashboard or the remote to operate the disc tray.
360 Law: Thou shall not covet they neighbors Xbox 360 or make regular use of it. Get your own!
The Rules
These are the Xbox 360 Laws. Join the Council and submit more laws today! There is an approval process for each law as well as each Council member. Every submitted law must be examined and verified before making it as an official 360 Law. Every potential Council member undergoes the most extreme scrutiny so that the 360 Laws are upheld forever more.
The Oath
I shall abide by all Xbox 360 Laws both foreign and domestic. I realize that this duty is thrust upon me the minute I claim ownership of an Xbox 360 and I shall willfully learn all current Xbox 360 Laws upon such claim. I further proclaim that I will strike down all offenders of said 360 Laws so that harmony continues to rule over chaos.
This is my Xbox 360. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Xbox 360 is my best console. I must master use of my Xbox 360 as I must master the Xbox 360 Laws. Before all Xbox 360 owners, I swear this creed.