jouster
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You’ve obviously been looking at too many CatVids on da ‘Tube
pah, last night I had a family-sized back of Poppables....a Picnic, Snickers and a Twirl....woke up this morning and still 10.3......quitish day today with fish and chip tea.....all goodThe fact 3 pieces of a 100g bar of Milkybar is a portion! Seriously, I've had 3 goes at the bar and still have 3 pieces left. Haven't touched the twin twix I have as apparently 1 stick is a portion...
Trying to be good and limit my sugar intake but it's hard work!
pah, last night I had a family-sized back of Poppables....a Picnic, Snickers and a Twirl....woke up this morning and still 10.3......quitish day today with fish and chip tea.....all good
Maybe ill be 10.4 tomorrow
Curly Wurly, Snickers and a Lion Bar were tonight’s snacks.you're young, enjoy it as you're not overweight...
I'm a lean 15 stone.. don't eat much sweet stuff these tho, but i do have a sweet tooth, but have more will power..
I had a bowl of Kellogg's Frosties. They were tooCurly Wurly, Snickers and a Lion Bar were tonight’s snacks.
They were great
You consume all your weekly intake of sugar through rum.you're young, enjoy it as you're not overweight...
I'm a lean 15 stone.. don't eat much sweet stuff these tho, but i do have a sweet tooth, but have more will power..
You consume all your weekly intake of sugar through rum.
Bloody Jack Russel dogs, next doors especially. My gosh, they yap with a stupid high pitched little bark. Really annoying as it is when working from home as they drone out the background noise of the Lions and Elephants which I much prefer.
But yesterday they took it to another level. They learned to climb the fence and came into our garden. My wife and youngest were out, I was at the waste disposal centre and my eldest in the garden with our dog. All of a sudden it came in, started collecting our dogs' toys. And causing havoc. Luckily I came back just after that moment. Managed to get it to follow me out of our garden with a fake duck as you do and shouted at the neighbours to come to get their dog. Anyway, I managed to walk out of our driveway along the road and up their driveway before they managed to get out of their door. And handed him over.
My neighbour didn't appreciate me quacking the duck, as it made his little yapper go wild and scratched his arms. Oops. And yes childishly I quacked again on my way out of their drive.
So I looked at where he came trough, and I watched him climb the fence. Useful but after establishing that the neighbour still didn't control his dogs. And it ran to another section and came through there, then ran across our lawn, into the house and grabbed more toys out of our dogs' bed. I may have exclaimed rather loud; Oi, come here you little sh*t, they should keep you on a lead But managed to grab it, off to deliver it again. This time accompanied by a stern message to please keep it under control.
Anyway, 15 minutes later my daughters shouted Dad...And there it was, with both toys in his mouth, trying to get them back through the fence. I grabbed the little sh*t by its neck and was ready to throw it over the fence, but I can't hurt and animal. The owner should look after them.
So the neighbour was in his plumbing work outfit but fair enough at least this time on top of our drive. But then had the cheek to say that I'm not helping to fix his fence. I was like excuse me? How did this become my fault; you need to control your dogs, and it is your fence. But the fence isn't the issue, they are climbing the fence, and you need to control your dogs.
Reminded me of that chavvy mum on the beach whose toddler is steeling toys, she is not looking after her own child but somehow it is your fault.
Flipping idiots everywhere. Normally I don't mind as our houses are far enough apart, but he better control and train his dogs, as otherwise, I'll do it for him. And send him an invoice for doggy care
I just had a quote for a new gas boiler that started withOver the years I have got so weary of listening to US based CxO's, EVPs, SVPs etc., delivering keynote addresses and rah-rah speeches in which they are all 'excited to have the opportunity...' - get over it - you're not.
There is a new girl in my office in work, temporary for now, covering maternity staff.
Every
Damn
Thing
...about her annoys me.
It's not that she's not a nice person, she's fine although a bit of a man hater, obviously had a bad experience with her ex so tends towards mysandry on occasion.
She wears massive wedge sandals, hail rain or shine, which she can't walk in properly. Which means that she shuffles around the floor like a kid walking in her mother's shoes.
She has a screechy high pitched voice that goes through your head, and has volume issues.
And then there's the laugh... Oh my God the laugh... Imagine the most high pitched, obnoxious, donkey laugh you've ever heard. The kind of thing you'd see in a spoof character in a comedy film. Then multiply that by 5 and you're close to what I endure on a daily basis.
I have to control the physical flinch that usually results from a bout of laughing.
If you're a doctor can't you get of something to slip in her drink or stab her in the buttock with a needle?There is a new girl in my office in work, temporary for now, covering maternity staff.
Every
Damn
Thing
...about her annoys me.
It's not that she's not a nice person, she's fine although a bit of a man hater, obviously had a bad experience with her ex so tends towards mysandry on occasion.
She wears massive wedge sandals, hail rain or shine, which she can't walk in properly. Which means that she shuffles around the floor like a kid walking in her mother's shoes.
She has a screechy high pitched voice that goes through your head, and has volume issues.
And then there's the laugh... Oh my God the laugh... Imagine the most high pitched, obnoxious, donkey laugh you've ever heard. The kind of thing you'd see in a spoof character in a comedy film. Then multiply that by 5 and you're close to what I endure on a daily basis.
I have to control the physical flinch that usually results from a bout of laughing.
We have a woman in the office that has a laugh like that woman from Friends, can't remember her name, but if you've watched Friends, you probably know it.
Janice from Friends...We have a woman in the office that has a laugh like that woman from Friends, can't remember her name, but if you've watched Friends, you probably know it.
Seems fair. I'll give it some thought.stab her?