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  1. la gran siete

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    Lots Wife Was A Pillar Of Salt During The Day, But A Ball Of Fire During The Night.

    The Jews Were A Proud People And Throughout History They Had Trouble With Unsympathetic Genitals.

    The First Commandments Was When Eve Told Adam To Eat The Apple.

    The Seventh Commandment Is Thou Shalt Not Admit Adultery.


    The Greatest Miricle In The Bible Is When Joshua Told His Son To Stand Still And He Obeyed Him.
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    Jesus Was Born Because Mary Had An Immaculate Contraption.

    It Was A Miricle When Jesus Rose From The Dead And Managed To Get The Tombstone Off The Entrance.

    The People Who Followed The Lord Were Called The 12 Decibels.

    The Epistels Were The Wives Of The Apostles.

    St. Paul Cavorted To Christianity, He Preached Holy Acrimony Which Is Another Name For Marraige.

    Christians Have Only One Spouse. This Is Called Monotony !




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