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The Celebrity Awards!!!!!

Discussion in 'TV Show Forum' started by Gary D, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. Gary D

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    what the fudge is that all about!! has the world gone mad!!! and people wonder why i dont watch TV anymore when they show sh*t like this!!!

    what are the awards for? what are the catogories?

    aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!




    Gary
     
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    One award?...The 'I really didn't phone the Sun / Hello / Chat etc team to tell them where I would be partying tonight' award
     
  3. MartinImber

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    You lot are lucky my wife wants to watch this sh!t :mad:
     
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    I might have guessed..... it's on ITV, say no more !

    "Martine McCutcheon presents the first annual Celebrity Awards in front of an audience of stars from sport, film and television. Prize-winning categories include the best newcomer, reality star, tv cast and man and woman of the year. Celebrities handing out the awards include Barbara Windsor, Gary Lucy, Daniel MacPherson and Carol Vorderman."

    Sounds like a treat for all the brain-dead ;)
     
  5. Ethics Gradient

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    for brain-dead See: peniley challenged
     
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    I can think of some categories:

    Fakest tan
    Biggest tits
    (or should that be fakest tits and biggest tan - who cares anyway, they'd both be won by Jordan)
    Worst liar
    Best celebrity bitchslap in a public place
    Most embarrassing use of "do you know who I am" (Elton John, Liz Hurley and Diana Ross excluded from this category as they already have lifetime achievement awards in this category)
    Highest number of 3-in-bed allegations in a week
    Most pathetic excuse to sue someone for several million dollars

    I bet we could fill a book with more categories.

    Any suggestions for winners? And not just D Beckham for all of the above.

    Chris
     
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    ego maniacs,the :censored: lot of em,sick to death of the :censored: lot :mad:
     
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    Don't worry,martin...you're not alone there....I bought a lovely big 50" TV only to be fed a diet of the above plus Holby City,and Silent Witness etc etc.
     
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    Two of the most abused words in the English language in recent years are "star" and "celebrity" Both used to mean that the person was something special but that no longer applies.

    I don't watch a great deal of television or read the tabloids which is perhaps why I have no idea who Gary Lucy or Daniel MacPherson are. Naturally I know who Barbara Windsor is as she is well known for having very large breasts and knocking about with criminals and I believe that she has even done some "acting" too although the roles that I can remember are where she plays the part of someone with large breasts that knocks about with criminals - so maybe it's art imitating life.

    Edit - I have just looked up the meaning of the word celebrity in the dictionary and apparently it means "state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed" which probably rules out most of the presenters and the award winners too
     
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    I'll watch it with the sound off and a CD on.
    Lets be honest the only categories that matter are best looking/biggest tits/best ar$e/best pins........
    ....
     
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    Garyd - my sentiments exactly! You know, I like a good rant from time to time (just ask Mrs. Kazuya) but on this occasion I've had to restrain myself, I think I would burst a bloodvessel if I got started...

    It was bad enough when they initiated the Soap Awards.

    Just another reason not to watch ITV I suppose.

    I would like to see, however, someone brave (C4 perhaps?) do an alternative one using Chris Lamle's categories ( :laugh: :clap: ). This could become as established as, say, the Razzies in Hollywood. The decent people of this country fight back!

    To sum up: I feel like Howard Beal in Network when he goes ballistic and screams "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!" :mad:
     
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    I honestly can't remember the last time I watched ITV (except for F1).
    Every night I look through the schedules to see if there's anything interesting on and now I just automatically skip the ITV listings.
     
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    Paulr - you'd be much better off just watching a porn DVD :D
     
  14. MartinImber

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    Now got Jack Dee/Jo Brand on

    But wife is recording the turds

    However if it is on by bed time I am deleting for Moonlighting tomorrow
     
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    Moved from General Chat
     
  16. MartinImber

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    She is watching it now, yep it's been Twinned!

    People going exstatic (sp) over tossy soaps, talentless nobodies, male (singular) of the year is Antanddec.

    I think I am going to be sick - I still have to watch Home Improvements tonight to clear for tomorrow - I took a MHT2080AT up to 80 Euros on Ebay before giving up :mad:

    Hmm 60GB or 80GB :confused:
     
  17. MartinImber

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    Some tw@t called Simon Cowl won best celebrity

    :rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:
     
  18. Gary D

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    Martin i feel for you i really do. i'm lucky my wife wont go near this type of rubbish - we spent the night watching 6 chapters of Murder One. :D


    Gary
     
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    I saw that in the 30 seconds of it I bothered to whatch. It must have been a bad show as Ant and Dec couln't even be bothered to turn up to collect the award!
     
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    Painfully embarrased to say that this was on in the background (I've just taken delivery of all my new AV gear for the first time - I'ts a minefield)

    Do they have specific categories for celebrities, just so they win ?

    Best Celebrity Couple ? WHAT ! and laughably the winners were the thick northerner from Big Brother5 and her DUDE (man) halfwit (who really could do better) who won for being ' a couple'. They don't need any more encouragment..go away.

    It made me howl with the 'sexiest female' Yes they had all the Corrie chicks on, Rachel Stevens, Hollyoaks babes, and......KAT SLATER (or whoever she is) ...what a monstous photo of her. Is she for real ? Or are the public really that gullible.. ?)


    What Next,...best male over 40 in a BBC1 Soap opera ? The winner is.....Shane Ritchie...Hooooray......applause dies and so do I
    Best reality TV star ?
    Nice to see Posh and Becks getting loads of awards...errr who ?

    I should have concentrated more on my user guide. It's taken ages to get any sound out of my bits and bobs. Sort of getting there, but it's a bit hard after my 'all yer eggs in one basket' Sony DAV S300 :blush: (which I'm glad to see the back of). It's in the bin now. :clap:

    (sorry for offending all those Kat fans, I'll just have to hunt you down for showing far too much emotion. Me, Oh I'm allowed !) :devil:
     
  21. MartinImber

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    I was on here while it was on - I didn't know who a lot of them were?

    A big bunch of nobodies!
     
  22. Gary D

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    Martin, was there an award for best celebrity nobody? :D



    Gary
     
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    I watched the abysmal thing.I don't think Martine McCutcheon will be presenting next years.
    Its obviously another excuse to bump up ITV's ratings.Anything with CELEBRITY in the title or SOAP will get viewers.It was a farce.The public voted on some ,while a panel of 'experts' voted on others.Crucially,we were not told which awards were voted for by which.
    I think its safe to say Cowell got his award thanks to the 'experts'.
    Utter dross.But pretty usual for ITV.They think Ant and Dec'Saturday Night Takeaway is top viewing.
     
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    I'd be amazed if Barrimore didn't get an award for the best pool party ;)
     
  25. MartinImber

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    Thing is they were all nobodies - nobody that well known - they were all selected from that cess pit called ITV.
     
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    :clap: :D :rotfl:
     
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    Apparantly they are doing a special "Golden Fist" award ;)
     

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