Super sperm!!!

CraigofScotland

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Today I found out I have super sperm:)

Ive only been seing my girl for 4 weeks but she is 4 months pregnant :thumbsup:





:devil: Its friday jovality time
 
or is that time travelling sperm?
 
Look on the bright side.

At least 5 months of bedroom athletics where she cannot get pregnant again.
 
Congratulations :thumbsup:
 
I remember a similar topic being discussed in my workplace many years ago and one wag blurted out

"It's like pushing your bike up a hill and letting some other ****er ride it back down again".

Politically incorrect, and not a particularly close metaphor, but it had us all in stitches at the time and obviously the quote has stuck. :D
 
I remember a similar topic being discussed in my workplace many years ago and one wag blurted out

"It's like pushing your bike up a hill and letting some other ****er ride it back down again".

Politically incorrect, and not a particularly close metaphor, but it had us all in stitches at the time and obviously the quote has stuck. :D

Or it's like your wedding day but you let your best mate have the first kiss........
 
Look on the bright side.

At least 5 months of bedroom athletics where she cannot get pregnant again.

Make the most of those 5 months - it's stops completely after that ;)
 
Make the most of those 5 months - it's stops completely after that ;)

I heard its quite loose after a kid, so just wait till she is sleeping . . . :rolleyes:
 
Who's the Daddy! Who's the Daddy then!!


No Really,who is the daddy if not you?
 
Who's the Daddy! Who's the Daddy then!!


No Really,who is the daddy if not you?

It was actually a joke, someone posted that as there Facebook status update, and COS was just taking the mickey
 
Facebook is so win when it fails!!!
 
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