From many years ago (probably inspired by the "Descent" episode in ST:TNG) I recall someone speculating on what would happen if Barney the Dinosaur were ever to be assimilated by the Borg. Deadly serious music, Borg cube coming in fast on the viewscreen. Then the electronic "millions of voices speaking as one": We are the Borg. From now on we will love you, and you will love us: you will be assimilated into our happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from us to you. Resistance is futile. And so on. Back then I think there was also a parody of the Locutus speech: "I am Barney of Borg," etc. Who else would be a humorous candidate for assimilation?