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Suggestions for Borg assimilation

Discussion in 'TV Show Forum' started by NicolasB, May 13, 2005.

  1. NicolasB

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    From many years ago (probably inspired by the "Descent" episode in ST:TNG) I recall someone speculating on what would happen if Barney the Dinosaur were ever to be assimilated by the Borg.

    Deadly serious music, Borg cube coming in fast on the viewscreen. Then the electronic "millions of voices speaking as one":

    We are the Borg. From now on we will love you, and you will love us: you will be assimilated into our happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from us to you. Resistance is futile.

    And so on.

    Back then I think there was also a parody of the Locutus speech: "I am Barney of Borg," etc. :)

    Who else would be a humorous candidate for assimilation?
     
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    Eddie Izzard
     
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    Jeremy Paxman.
    I am paxman of borg. from this time forward you will service us.

    "all your knowledge will be come one with us, and we will finally find out if you threatend to over rule him!!!!!!!!!!" :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    I can imagine it now.....

    We are the Borg. This is Mrs. Badcrumble Borg and that's Pavolv Borg. We will assimilate you. Borg in a dress, Borg in a dress........

    How about Bagpuss - or would it be Borgpuss ? Prof. Yaffel is almost there.....
     
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    Julian Clarey & Dale Winton would be thoe Borgs undoing though.
     

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