something whimsical

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lisa burrell

Guest
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear

bright until you hear them speak.



He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



A day without sunshine is like, well, night.



Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.



Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.



Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.



The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting

something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.



It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to

end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.



If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.



The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by

those who got there first.



Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish

and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.



Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.



The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.



A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.



When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
 

ape1

Active Member
All good stuff... hope to hear somemore of your "thoughts for the day"
 

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