Should I start a thread to keep Zone in business ?!

Mrs AutomanUK

Active Member
What a tough life he has, moderating this happy little forum. hee hee. Maybe we should stir things up a little and get a good old debate going to keep him in the banning and kicking mood !!

Well I would if i could think of anything to stir up !! This years BB is not really dazzling me and if they keep that Richard in much longer, I may switch off all together.

Someone agree with me that it was a crime for Suzie's husband to pay so much money on KitKats to get her into the house. I am sure she is a pain in the jacksie at home though, so maybe there is method in his madness. It was very rewarding to see her hurtling down that slope into the manure during the task.

Why are all the females in there endowed with false boobs? Was it an interview requisite for the auditions? The boobs are not even remotely attractive, although I am a female and not into them (unless they are attached to me !) at all. Leah's were just disgusting, Suzies are just so over the top they could not even be close to resembling a naturally big set of boobs, and that dizzy blonde bit, can't spell her name, hers are just ugh... On the other side of the scale we had Grace and Niki with absolutely nothing at all which made them very manly !!

I am considering a poll to ask if anyone else thinks Grace got Tango'd. Her skin was orange, especially on eviction night when she went out. Seriously bad fake tan cream there girl !

Was it abundantly clear to everyone from the first day that Pete would win this hands down ?

I wonder if Shabaz is doing ok under section in the lock up ward of his local hospital ? ( kidding.... i think !) He was being interviewed on our local radio the week after he left and he was near in tears once the interviewer narrowed the questions onto his obviously unstable mental state.

Anyone else glad to see the back of Leah? If she is 35 then I must be looking pretty damn good for my age !! There is no way on God's green earth she is 35. Anyone else see the porn film floating about with her in it?

OK.. that's enough to get you lot started... and if it doesn't.. then Zone, yes, it is a certainty, you are moderating the quietest forum on earth !
 

M-C-P-M

Active Member
I'm sorry, but the biggest TiTs in this years big brother house, are Richard and Spiral!:thumbsup: Mind you want a pair they are, ooh eerr missus:D

By the way that interview with Shabazz was done under day release i think, they popped him back in his safe foam walled area straight after it!

As for Suzies hubby doing that, Well all i can say is there are some devious men that would pay anything to have the house to themselves for a couple of months!

Now for Leah (the Tragic painted lady) my god those eyebrows, as you say if she is 35 i'm a monkeys uncle! does anyone know her surname as my wife who is into Genealogy could find out lots of information including her DOB
 

boyimace

Active Member
I think the two biggest mammeries are Spoiral and Mikey, from his initial interview (mikey's) he had so much potential, but he's been whipped by Grace and then Imogen, as for Richard, I think he's alright! He's keeping things interesting!
 

Mrs AutomanUK

Active Member
Sorry.. forgot Niki had her boobs done. Spoilt little rich girl, of course she would have. I guess I was just thinking about her bobbing up and down on the step doing her excercises and not getting black eyes in the mean time which led me to the impression she didn't have any.:oops: I guess hers are so much less than that monster Lea and the other one from the Jurassic era, Suzie, that I overlooked her.

Anyway... Lea Walker. That's her surname, and is allegedly 35 from Nottingham. I would be very interested to hear if your Mrs finds out anything about her actual age !! And the eyebrows... OMG.. what the hell did she think she was doing.. or what the hell did she think she looked like!! And what the hell did she think she had to offer Pete romantically ?!! I mean, come on woman, you are 48 if not older and you look like a brassy slapper !!

Richard HAS to go. I really am getting annoyed with that smug look of 'I'm always right' look on his face, and as for Spiral.... that guy needs anger management. I am beginning to get impatient with that pigeon chested jerk Glyn too, although he really has not done too much to deserve it. It's the constant Welshness that is driving me to want to rip his head off. I have nothing against being patriotic, but he is above and beyond the call of Tom Jonesness. He seems to oggle all the false boobs on show on a daily basis, and he seriously turned me when he told the diary room that he enjoyed snogging lea when they were playing spin the bottle !! Little wonder Suzie refuses to play !!
 

Zone

Moderator
Mrs AutomanUK said:
What a tough life he has, moderating this happy little forum. hee hee. Maybe we should stir things up a little and get a good old debate going to keep him in the banning and kicking mood !!

OK.. that's enough to get you lot started... and if it doesn't.. then Zone, yes, it is a certainty, you are moderating the quietest forum on earth !

:boring: eh err somebody say somethi...:boring:
 

M-C-P-M

Active Member
Mrs AutomanUK said:
Sorry.. forgot Niki had her boobs done. Spoilt little rich girl, of course she would have. I guess I was just thinking about her bobbing up and down on the step doing her excercises and not getting black eyes in the mean time which led me to the impression she didn't have any.:oops: I guess hers are so much less than that monster Lea and the other one from the Jurassic era, Suzie, that I overlooked her.

Anyway... Lea Walker. That's her surname, and is allegedly 35 from Nottingham. I would be very interested to hear if your Mrs finds out anything about her actual age !! And the eyebrows... OMG.. what the hell did she think she was doing.. or what the hell did she think she looked like!! And what the hell did she think she had to offer Pete romantically ?!! I mean, come on woman, you are 48 if not older and you look like a brassy slapper !!

Richard HAS to go. I really am getting annoyed with that smug look of 'I'm always right' look on his face, and as for Spiral.... that guy needs anger management. I am beginning to get impatient with that pigeon chested jerk Glyn too, although he really has not done too much to deserve it. It's the constant Welshness that is driving me to want to rip his head off. I have nothing against being patriotic, but he is above and beyond the call of Tom Jonesness. He seems to oggle all the false boobs on show on a daily basis, and he seriously turned me when he told the diary room that he enjoyed snogging lea when they were playing spin the bottle !! Little wonder Suzie refuses to play !!


I think i'm falling for your delicate ways of describing people. I mean if you have something to say woman don't hold back there let rip!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Brassy Slapper:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 

/////AMG

Active Member
Double eviction this week!!

The one thing I hate about this years BB is that there are no "secret tasks". Last year it was full of them, and they were entertaining. Now they all just **** around doing nothing at all.

Seen the Lea porn film (gross - closed the window once she got her clothes off).
Imogen has a home made porn video floating around too!
And Susie too!! But its a music video and she plays a stripper.

Where the hell did they find these people from!?!?!

I went to town on Monday (I'm in Nottingham) and there were people gathered around The Carphone Warehouse, quite a lot actual, I didn't know what was going on until my mate noticed a poster of Lea in the window.
No, I didn't go in! I don't know why anyone would. She gives me the creeps.
 

Mrs AutomanUK

Active Member
I would have dared you to go in and tell her to sort those eyebrows out. The permanently surprised look if just not attractive, and while you were at it, you could have told her to stop saying she was 35 when it was more than obvious she was at least 10 years senior to that. Biggest boobs in britain, fantastic, good for you. Wonder what you will look like when you are an 80something year old with boobs like those. Not sexy then, and not sexy now. ewwwww. Caretaker.. I am trying to get a rise out of someone to give Zone something to shout about !!! That said, I am not holding back either, which is really nice !! Not sure you should be falling for me though. the hint is the 'Mrs' in my screen name !! lol
 

M-C-P-M

Active Member
There a curse when you older, as my old mum used to say! usually when my dad had just seen a really good looking voluptuous woman walk by. Poor old sod!
My wife has tried everything she knows about genealogy and with the information we have she does not exist!:confused: :confused:
 

Mrs AutomanUK

Active Member
well this would explain a lot. She has either landed here from a different planet, where they think women dress like men in drag, and wear their eyebrows in a permanent look of shock, and have boobs the size of oversized pumpkins. OR... she is a fembot robot and does not really exist except to shoot people with the hidden guns in her boobs ( aka Austin Powers). It would explain why the media has not been able to 'out' her.They usually come out with lots of pictures of these housemates in their youth and childhood, but I have yet to see one of her. She must be at least 45, or more. There is no way she is 35. She must have paid her mates to keep quiet !!
 

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