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Sex Is For Married Heterosexual Couples Only, Says Church Of England

TaurusDevil

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Sex is for married heterosexual couples only, says Church of England
What a backward load of old sh*t! :facepalm: :nono: Consenting adults should be allowed to do whatever they like with whomever they choose!
"Pastoral guidance also calls for Christians in gay or straight civil unions to be abstinent."
'Sexual relationships outside heterosexual marriage are regarded as falling short of God’s purposes for human beings' That's ok then because God doesn't exist!
 

richp007

Distinguished Member
Well I fall short and I'm going to hell :D

Let me have a think for a minute....

….yeah I can live with it.
 

shotokan101

Distinguished Member
Blasphemer! 😈
 

tiler65

Standard Member
To be fair - it is their religion so let them preach whatever they want so long as they don't expect me to be in their group.

The above statement can be used for any religious group and for any of their 'rules'
 

nheather

Distinguished Member
Completely agree - now go to Tehran and tell them too. :)

The UK and Christianity - the country and religion where you are perfectly free and safe to express your disagreement.

Cheers,

Nigel
 

IronGiant

Moderator
Perhaps the Church should clean it's own house before criticising others :(
 

deantown

Distinguished Member
Someone once told me Religion is a Fairytale, and it is. But it is a Multi- Million pound fairytale.
 

arenaman

Moderator
God, the greatest scam ever
 

Hixs

Distinguished Member
Perhaps the Church should clean it's own house before criticising others :(
Aye.

Two (plus) adults can't enjoy some loving, but it's ok to hide the fact priests like to bugger little boys (girls?). Pot/kettle and all that..
 

brian s

Distinguished Member
Sex should only be between one man and one woman in the missionary position with the lights off. If everyone just followed those rules then everything in the world would be just great.

Mind you I'm an atheist and I'm not sure I trust them on that.

:rotfl:
 

Hixs

Distinguished Member
Missionary was created to put people off sex...
 

Sonic67

Banned
Missionary was created to put people off sex...
As I understand it, the myth goes that Missionaries saw people in Africa 🎵 doing it like animals on the Discovery channel, 🎵and taught them the "missionary position."
 

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