School 1977 vs 2007

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  1. Mr_Wistles

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    Just got emailed these, the first 2 are quite good, then it gets stupid.

    Brown, Andy (GSDS Release Management)

    School 1977 vs. School 2007



    Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

    1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.



    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

    2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.



    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

    1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


    Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

    1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

    2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.

    1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

    2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

    1977 - Ants die.

    2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


    Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

    1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.
     
  2. DVD-Man

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    Classic and very true!

    Liam
     
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    seems pretty much spot on!!!

    that mohammed one was superb!!!!
     
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    All of them are spot on as most people have said. When you see all those cases it really does hit home how society seems to over react to situations. The media always give a helping hand to help blow things out of proportion too. :)
     
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    a bit of a parody to whet certain appetites

    though that hugging thing is true ... inappropriate touching I think its called; I believe a sideways pat on the shoulder is the currently acceptable form of physical comforting by non-relatives :rolleyes:
     
  6. loz

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    Well we always look at the past through rose tinted glasses. I remember that it always used to be sunny when I was young...

    My recollections are somewhat different.

    Scenario: Johnny won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

    1977 - Johnny is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, plays hell, determined to show the principal he hasn't won.

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1977 - Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark become mortal enemies and still to this day bear a grudge.

    Scenario: Johnny breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

    1977 - Johnny is more careful next time. He makes sure he doesn't get caught.

    Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

    1977 - Johnny soon feels better and gives Mary a good seeing to.
     

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