I stumbled across this in a news article earlier this year which reported: [Microsoft prevented] James Woodcock from signing up for its Passport authentication system, telling him that "Your lastname contains a word that has been reserved or is prohibited for .NET Passport registration." His alternative choice, "Harold *****", was happily accepted His accepted name rhymed with "banker"! Anyway, the article then pointed to this as perhaps a source of all things profane! http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaurus/profan_index.php (Note: click on the Profanisaurus on the menu bar at the top of the page) Clicking on the ***** Dip link returns some phrases at random. One which really got me laughing out loud was this one: hum job n. Vegetarian oral *** involving no meat, just two veg., accompanied by simultaneous humming of the musical variety. There are some corkers in there that I've never heard of. Note: Some of the content may offend some of the younger viewers. But as it's Viz, it can't be too bad can it? Enjoy!