Phoenix Nights

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  1. browellm

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    Pure class. My favourite bits last night:

    "Ironside" coming up on the mobile phone
    Corned Beef/Bin bags in Asda
    Blackpool and London clocks in Jim Bowen's hotel

    Does anyone have a bloody clue what I'm on about?:)
     
  2. Bone Daddy

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    For sure Browellm,been a fan since the guy started - genius :D one of my best bits last night was the singing in the van,then they panned slowly back to reveal the asian elders - oh!! tears down the face :D
     
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    Absolutely none!:p :D
     
  4. Bone Daddy

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    Repeated tonight at 11.30pm on channel 4 Jase,don`t know if Murdocks might Sky strech as far as your sunny climate
     
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    Garlic Bread - I`ve tasted it and it is the future !!:D
     
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    You can get it out here but not got it myself. The family have so might nip round there, boot them of Sky News or whatever crap they´re watching!:D
     
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    GARLIC........................................................................

    BREAD........................???????????????????

    GARLIC & BREAD????????????????????????
     
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    Best bit was where Brian is wheeled out to the assembled Phoenix Night regulars to the sounds of the Black Beauty theme... utter genius.

    'I could be so GOOD for you, love you like you WANT me to...'
     
  9. Bone Daddy

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    SHABA!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
     
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    Last week's (13/8) had to be one of the best yet.

    On the 'Shop Mobility Go Karts'....

    "Why should the disabled have all the fun" :D

    Classic line, without being offensive.
     
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    I loved the fortune teller's £1 a question stall...

    '£1 a question, that's a bit expensive isn't it?'

    'Yes love, now what's your second question?'

    Class.
     
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    pinched off partridge. I have to say I can't see what all the fuss is about:(
     
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    have you finshed brushing that cock up yet?
     
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    watched abit of this on thursday an switched it off just looked like a league of gentleman kinda rip off to me.however on further inspection its fantastic lol my fave bit was when he has the family fun day an the kids are riding on his wheelchair lol "im not a bloody ride they should bring back the burch" whats the dvd like they have released of this like by the way anyone got it ???
     
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    When he refers to the inflatable "bouncy castle" for the family fun day that came from Holland

    " It's Sammy the Snake"
    "No its not it's a love rod thats what it is - a twenty foot cock and balls man"
    :D :D :D
     
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    "Peter's Pink Paradise"
    complete with penny chews sold at 10p each...from a condom machine! "Honestly, I dunno where I think em up. I amaze meself sometimes."

    And the scaffolding! "Naw, stick some bubble wrap on the corners, kids'll love it!"

    And the dummy speed trap on the road outside - "Come on son, indicate, indicate..."
     
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    Anyone else seen the new ad for John Smiths with the swimming competion - :D
     
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    Yes.
     
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    I still like the baby sitting one best.
     
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    the banned one in the same setting as the curry house ad was even better, can not see the prob in showing it after 10

    On Phoenix nights i think it is absolute class i've only seen this series can not wait for the dvd of series 1
     
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    When the bouncers see the group of dwarves coming to the club off the coach

    "ere, how far away are they?"

    Fan-bloody-tastic.
     
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    Brian to one-legged Elvis Impersonator: "You do any other songs ?"

    "Blue Suede Shoe"

    Pure Genius.
     
  23. Kevo

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    "Me grandad used this gun on a German"

    "What during the war?"

    "No...in Benidorm last year"

    :D :D
     
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    it just gets better

    coming down the stairs

    power goes off

    keep calm think what thora hird would do
     

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