People that say the Stupidest Things


Distinguished Member
Little sister yesterday: "Why do I always have to choke on air?" :rotfl:
One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead men came out to fight.

They stood back to back
and faced each other.
Then drew their swords
and shot each other.

A tone deaf policeman heard this din
and came to kill the two dead men.
Now if you dont believe my tale
Well, it's really, really true!

Ask that blind man; he saw it too!


Well-known Member
Me stating that no one was around to give them names.

Yes, how stupid, Fred & Wilma were around. :)

I've a work colleague who almost whatever I say will reply "I don't blame you".

I'm off home now. - "I don't blame youi"
Think I'll take the bus into town. "I don't blame you"

What is there to blame? :confused:


Distinguished Member
Officer M168 said:
My partner once said that Freddie Mercury was the bloke from Beverly Hills Cop !

To be fair they both had moustaches :D ;)

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