Patronising comment of the year so far

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  1. johntheexpat

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    If you had a four month old baby you would know how distracting they can be. I don't think it's patronizing at all....
     
  3. matt.king@axong

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    My four month old baby would like to point out that "four month" is not hyphonated.
     
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    "Mr Brockley answered the maths problem during his lunch break on Friday. Even more impressively, he managed this mental battle despite being the father of a four-month old baby."

    Lunch break from what? His job? Is he at home looking after the "four-month old baby"?
    I fail to see any connection between being a father and solving the problem.
     
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    Or even hyphenated :D
     
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    Apparently, the IQ of the average male drops significantly after the birth of their child, something to do with "wetting the babies" head..
     
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    ...............every night for the next 16 years.
     
  8. krish

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    Really :confused:
    - I thought the rules for hyphenation were quite loose

    anyhow I believe you could be wrong according to these "rules" (from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphenation#Rules_and_customs_of_usage)
    and its been reported that the mother's brain shrinks during pregnancy .... not sure how long it takes post-nataly (<--- hyphenated :D) to return to its normal size? :devil:
     
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    Does everyone on here know what patronising means?

    :smashin:
     
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    Its been reported that some mothers get a fat arse and a pair of roof tilers nail bags, after dropping a sprog. Whether this affects their mathematical skills is not clear, but there is evidence to show a complete refusal to accept the increase in dress size.


    Controversial? Me ;)
     
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    Maybe not, but some are having a good attempt. :D
     
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    Is it filling a room up with Patrons?:devil:
     
  13. krish

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    how about this ...

    Aaah bless, he's all excited about Big Sam taking charge of the Blues

    :devil:
     
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    Maybe the dad needs a Paternity test... :rolleyes:
     
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    Didn't we have a thread recently about patronising prostitutes...

    Dave
     
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    Don't be silly. Now get on with your work, there's a good boy.
     
  17. krish

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    Do you know this old biochemist's joke Dr Dave?
    ... must have done the rounds of most labs

    Q: How do you make a hormone?
    A: Refuse to pay her
    <---- invisotex


    ... even worse:
    a man walks into a bar ... (ALL invisotext out of embarrassment)
    Man: a pint of adenosine triphospate please"
    Barman: that'll be 80p!
     
  18. Steve.J.Davies

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    :) :)
     
  19. johntheexpat

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    Well if we are doing old biochemists jokes, here's a little poem from the Chemistry labs:
    The mosquito was heard to complain
    That the chemists had poisoned his brain
    The cause of his sorrow
    Was para-dichloro
    Diphenyl-tri-chloro-ethane

    (non IUPAC nomenclature for DDT)
     
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    All very good responses that put a smile on my face!! :smashin:
     
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    Of course I assume that you all realise the correct O.E.D spelling is patronize...

    :)
     
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    Is that Like LSD? Is it any good?
     

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