Ouch, not for the squeamish

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by djcla, Aug 19, 2013.

  1. djcla

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  2. Foster

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    I have no words other than LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
     
  3. balidey

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    I'm sure we've all considered that.... haven't we?
     
  4. IronGiant

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    What a stupid dick...

    :laugh:
     
  5. bluedroog

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    What a forking dick!
     
  6. Epicurus

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    Either it was a short fork or he has an exceedingly large penis.
     
  7. Ste7en

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    Fork me!
     
  8. wilbanat

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    70 :eek:

    I could accept it if he was a younger guy, Ya know party tricks and all that..."Look what I can do lads, Hold my Beer" :D
     
  9. Mr Incredible

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    He thought he'd try this before spooning his missus :eek:
     
  10. k17chy

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    wonder if he's got the knife up his arse :laugh:
     
  11. Squiffy

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    I thought spooning came before forking?
     
  12. bluedroog

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    I think etiquette dictates you work from the outside in finishing with the spoon.
     
  13. lucasisking

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    It was just a misunderstanding. His wife asked for a romantic evening with 'four candles'.
     
  14. bumpymark

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    i bet he said to his wife im just off to polish the silver before i get into bed......
     
  15. tim68

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    fork off :D lol
     
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    Fork me this is running...
     
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    Why can't you trust snakes?
    They speak with forked tongue.

    I'll get me coat................
     

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