Discussion in 'General Chat' started by djcla, Aug 19, 2013.
I have no words other than LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I'm sure we've all considered that.... haven't we?
What a stupid dick...
What a forking dick!
Either it was a short fork or he has an exceedingly large penis.
I could accept it if he was a younger guy, Ya know party tricks and all that..."Look what I can do lads, Hold my Beer"
He thought he'd try this before spooning his missus
wonder if he's got the knife up his arse
I thought spooning came before forking?
I think etiquette dictates you work from the outside in finishing with the spoon.
It was just a misunderstanding. His wife asked for a romantic evening with 'four candles'.
i bet he said to his wife im just off to polish the silver before i get into bed......
fork off lol
Fork me this is running...
Why can't you trust snakes?
They speak with forked tongue.
I'll get me coat................
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