One for the Scots!!

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  1. Skiprat

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    Amusing offering that most of you will probably have heard already :thumbsup:

    Ronaldo, luis figo & james mcfadden are standing before god at the throne of heaven.


    God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side,I must first ask you what you believe in."



    Adressing ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe in"?

    Ronaldo looks god in the eye and states passionately, "I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums or rio to the bright lights of madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to the people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

    God looks up and offers ronaldo the seat to his left.


    He then turns to figo, "and you, luis, what do you believe?"



    Figo stands tall and proud,"I believe courage,honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and i've spent my whole playing cateer providing a living embodiment of these traits"



    God is moved by the passion of the speech offers figo the seat to his right.


    Finally, he turns to faddy "and you,james, what do you believe?"





    "I believe" says faddy "you're sitting in my seat."



    Sorry mods if this is the wrong place to post

    Skippy
     
  2. Mylo

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    I like that one
     

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