I had to go to the doctors today and it's in quite short one way street. Parking is at a premium and it's often easier to jump in a vacant spot on the street as the car park if very often full. So walking in a young lady comes out of the car park and starts to turn right, which is the wrong way for the one way street. The conversation: Me: Whoa, this is a one way street. She: I know, but it's shorter this way. Me: Fair enough. The mind boggles.