Och!!This will bring tears to any man.

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  1. DrPepper

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    Hi Dr Pepper,

    Link doesn't work, and the story no longer appears to be on the BBC News site. :(

    However, having down some internet searches, the story seems to be at least 2-3 years old! :eek: :confused:


    Pooch
     
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    Tut tut women and drink ;)

    Link works for me:

    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

    Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

    The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
    She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

    In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

    But yes, it's not a new story but no less eye-watering.
     
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    Having fallen off my bike and ripped a hole the size of a 50p in my scrotum, then having the emergency doctor have to push my testicle back through the hole, I can say for sure that it would be one of the most painful experiences of his life!
     
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    For some reason, the story has been bumped on the BBC news listsings, it was last udpated almost 2 years ago.

    She still seems like a bit of a psycho though :eek:

    Cheers,
    Stephen
     
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    I have delayed going for lunch after reading this.....
     
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    I'm ok now though...this happened over 18 years ago.
     
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    Time for that Rachel Stevens video, where she ends up eating the plum, perhaps?
     
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    DUDE!

    http://www.icr.ac.uk/everyman/rachelgetsfruity/flash.html :D
     
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    Please tell me...What is all the fuss about? It was a party and she was simply having a Ball !! :)
     
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    That's nothing :D

    I had a bad infection down there, they operated cut open my scrotum, then cut open my testicle to drain it.

    Once my camera is charged up, i'll post a picture of the scar it left :D
     
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    The thread that made grown men faint :)

    Some good candidates here if they ever want someone to sing the re-make of The Snowman ;)
     
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    one more reason never to go back to your ex! once its over its over! :eek:

    still i think there must be more to this story.... i dont think itd be possible to rip a ball off if he's dressed. strip poker perhaps?

    i like the "i think this is yours" :rotfl:
     
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    :D

    :rotfl:
     
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
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    as if it would be anyone elses
    you wouldnt expect the guy to say really i didnt notice the searing pain the crouching on the floor and F*cking fluids coming out of me other than that thankyou for F*cking reminding me:mad:. ;)
     
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    ... you eventually regained your appetite

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    :D
     
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    If in Severance, Colorado.

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