Badger0-0 said:How am I going to get any anyway if he never turned up?
I reckon the tories were in on this
Santa, Thatcher, tory, Satan.
I think there might be an anagram or two in there
And fyo, the "he does exist" bit was for the kids
I'm knackered now.
I've just took the dog for an hour and a half walk
Have a good one
Bill Hicks said:Surely it would be better if he just placed orders online and got Yodel to deliver the goods. Save him a fortune on reindeer feed and he could have the day off and put his boots up.
OK maybe not Yodel but I'm sure he could get a discount at DHL.
An hour and a half.........at 2:30am on christmas morning
struggling to sleep with all the excitment or something???