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"Details on the new console iterations are few and far between, but the test reports confirm that both models are approved for Bluetooth 2.0+ and Wi-Fi connectivity, as well as coming with a hard disk drive"
The "No PlayStation Network on them either" line refers to the fact that there is no PSN on any PS3 at the moment, not even these new models, as it's currently down. "PlayStation Network is currently down on these models too" is a line they could have used, it has the same meaning.
I hope for your sake you were joking
These models will have been in development for ages, just like every other new PS3 model that's released.