Mujibar.

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  1. indianwells

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    Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
    The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

    The manager said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now works as a technician at a call centre for Dell. No doubt you have spoken to him. :lesson:
     
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    I find that 'joke' to be racist and hateful, these people need work and are merely taking what has been offered to them, they should not have to be mocked by people like you! I'm sure they speak a lot better English than you do....punjabi? I dunno, whatever it is that filthy johnny foreigner speaks....oh dear...my mask of mock righteous indignation has slipped....
     
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    :rotfl:
     
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    crap joke anyway.
     
  5. krish

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    Takes me back to my school days and having to endure such wisecracks as 'Bud Bud Ding Ding Tickets please' and 'a thousand apologies'

    Looks like someone's stuck in 1976 :rolleyes:
     
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    Where's Alf Garnett when you need him :rolleyes:
     

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