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Monster Raving Loony Party election manifesto

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dvdsubtitles, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. dvdsubtitles

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    Hi chaps,

    Anyone read this? Pure entertainment :clap:


    edit: (especially the manifesto - classic!)

    http://www.omrlp.com/

    Cheers,
    Mat
     
  2. smelly

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    Hey - its got my vote :clap:

    I particularly like the economic policy of ''Any remaining money will be strategically placed on a horse at the 3-30 at Haydock Park at odds of at least 12/1 in order to see us through until the next election'' and '' Tax credits will be paid to nice people. There will be a “total bastard” tax for everyone else''. :D

    And I know a few people on this forum who will be interested in the transport policy...... ''All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to your cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam. This will also apply to police cars; their device will be set to 5 mph though built up areas. Traffic wardens will be re-named Dick Turpin because, let’s face it, it’s daylight robbery'' :devil:
     
  3. Miyazaki

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    But what about the total bastard tax? :rotfl: :eek: ;)
     
  4. smelly

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    You obviously missed the bit about ' Tax credits will be paid to nice people '......... that'll be to me :D
     
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    :rotfl:

    They have my vote too :D

    K.
     
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    Well I never usually vote.... but this elections cross will definately be placed with the loonies!!! :laugh: :thumbsup:
     

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