"% lines from starwars that work if certain words are subsitited with the word pants!


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Probably old and someone will no doubt point out that its been posted before, But I thought I would share :D

25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
Note to any non-Brits reading this. It's far funnier if you use the British meanings where pants = underpants, not trousers.

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
I used to bulls-eye womb-rats in my pants back home.
TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
Attention. This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.​


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13 Lines from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
First see the original: 25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"

Not to any non-Brits reading this. It's far funnier if you use the British meanings where pants = underpants, not trousers.

My fate shall be no different to that of my pants.
Anakin, I die every time I see you in those awful pants.
At last we shall reveal our pants to the Jedi. At last we shall have revenge.
My pants are showing? Oh my!
Pants disruption can only mean one thing...
Don't center on your pants, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.
That's the sound of a thousand terrible pants heading this way...
What, you think you some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?
Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know? The Queen will not approve.
Even master Yoda doesn't have a pants count that high.
The Queen is worried. Her pants are suffering, dying.
Revealed, your pants are.
What about the pants?....Wipe them out. All of them.


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LMFAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Nice find Dave, total pants.... :smashin:



Here's a phrase that works well with the word pants inserted at the end.

"The Phantom Menace is ..." :devil:


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I've heard something like this before but still... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :smashin:


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I think there is one about lines from star wars that could be used in porn films, such as "she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts" and "and I thought it smelled bad on the outside".


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you mean these.

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars (A New Hope)"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Sorry about the mess..."
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"

"And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
"Control, control! You must learn control!"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"

"Rise, my friend."
"Open the back door!"
"Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
"It's just a dead animal..."
"Not bad for a little furball."
"How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
"Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
"Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
"I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
"I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."


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Yup, they're the ones. Now THATS funny!

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