Kill 'em All - JCVD (TBC)

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  1. raigraphixs

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  2. Rambo John J

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    every time I see JCVD he looks more and more like one of those kangaroo scrotbag money pouch things. I'm thinking the one on the left

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    one day he'll take a punch to the head and it'll split open and spill out some change

    I struggled not to laugh at the trailer. That voiceover :laugh: How do they expect anyone to take it seriously?
     
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    Peter Stomare reprising his role from John Wick 2.
     
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    So........Jean Claude Van Johnson didn't get much further than the pilot then? Shame - that was one of the funniest things I'd seen in ages (it's free on Amazon streaming services, so even if you don't have Prime you can still watch for free - if you've not seen it check it out immediately!).

    Jean Claude van Johnson Fight Trailer (VanDamme)
     
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    I'm pretty sure a season got commissioned? Or has it been cancelled?

    Edit: 5 episodes coming late 2017.
     
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    Oh dayum!!! Thanks squire - looks like I'm gonna have to fork out for Prime now.......:(
     
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    You've still got a few months to save up! I cancelled my Prime recently, but will likely jump back on when the episodes become available.

    The trailer for the movie seems to be voiced by the guy that does the 'honest' series of trailers.
     
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    Looks so bad, it'll be good!!
     
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    Daniel Bernhardt is so badassly talented, it's a shame he doesn't have more screen acting charisma to carry a movie himself.
     

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