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Jackanory to return.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stevegreen, Jul 4, 2005.

  1. stevegreen

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    There are reports today that Jackanory will be returning to our screens in the future.

    As a bit of a laugh I thought of some of the combinations that could be used of reader and book.

    My first is:

    George Bush reading the Koran :eek:

    Don't flame me, it was the first thing I thought of!

    any more suggestions? :laugh:
     
  2. Ethics Gradient

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    now you are just being stupid .....

    'George Bush reading'

    as if ....

    :lesson:
     
  3. Ethics Gradient

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    Tony Blair reading The Boy who cried Wolf
     
  4. Garrett

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    Or Pinocchio.
     
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    Or Bob Geldof reading his autobiography which is coincidentally coming out in a couple of months ;)
     
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    Prince Harry reads Harry the Half-Blood Prince
     
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    OJ Simpson reads Michael Jacksons new book 'How did I get away with that?'
     
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    Is this all just a made up story?
     
  9. stevegreen

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    Jackanory, Jackanory, Jackanory, dom, dom
     
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    Steven Gerrard - Staying Put :laugh:
     
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    Olympic Handbook - Paris 2012
     
  13. PoochJD

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    Hi,

    What about the following books?

    - How To Handle Dyslexisa (The Sing-along Version) by the Supercalafragalisticexpealidocious singers!

    - How Much Is That Doggy In The Window, read by the staff of Huntingdon Life Sciences

    - Great Dads: Building Loving Lasting Relationships with Your Kids, read by Michael Jackson

    - Set Free!: True Accounts of Those Who Have Been Liberated from Pornography, Sexual Addiction, Masturbation, Rape, Molestation, also read by Michael Jackson

    - Vivisection Unveiled: An Expose of the Medical Futility of Animal Experimentation read by the Crazy Frog

    - Zen, And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance, also read by Crazy Frog

    - 1001 Really Stupid Jokes, read by David Beckham

    - Everything I Know, I Learned From Tony Blair: An Autobiography read by George Bush

    - Hooked On You by Abu Hamza

    - The Dummies Guide To Torture And Abuse - read by staff of the US Military at Abu Gharib (sp?)

    :clap: :rotfl:


    Pooch
     
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    Gordon Ramsay reads Roald Dahl's The BF-ingG...
     
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    no, jackanory.... :rolleyes:
     

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