I was flicking through the paper this morning over breakfast, when i happened upon a tv listings page. i noticed that at 9pm tonight there is a program called "Celebritity Shark Bait" my eyes lit up at the thought! at last something to watch. I daydreamed for a moment: Paris Hilton jumps of the back of a speedboat and is dragged behind it just in front of a pack of hungary sharks - the more people phone in and pledge money to charity the SLOWER the boat goes. Meaning that for a fiver you could help some starving child in africa AND see Paris Hilton dismembered and eaten live on Sunday Night TV. You could have different celebrities each week representing different charities. However, the real program is far more mundane just people swimming with sharks. Thought my idea was much better - oh well back to the DVD's Gary.