Is today 1st of April?

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  1. =adrian=

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  2. Steve N

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    It's a very attractive goat though :blush:

    Now where did I put my wellies :p
     
  3. wilbanat

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    Imagine the KIDS :D

    Its okay I'm Going :(
     
  4. Sonic67

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    A visiting professor at University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

    About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?"

    About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?

    15 students raise their hands.

    "That’s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

    Three students raise their hands. "That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

    One student in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

    The country student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

    The professor says, "Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost."

    The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said ’goats’!"

    Thank you, I'm here all week, try the fish and don't forget to tip your waitress.
     
  5. Naaktgeboren

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    From that article

    Meanwhile, a man who enjoyed dressing up as a dog called called Bubblegum Husky has been arrested for having sex with a cat.

    :rotfl:
     
  6. Ste7en

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    Woman at work has a goat sanctuary. She wasn't impressed when I asked her if she worshiped Satan :)
     
  7. bumpymark

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    no wonder goats cheese tastes salty......:suicide:
     
  8. HMHB

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    I think it must be a hoax, after all, he's not even Welsh ;) :D
     
  9. Simplythebeast

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    He's standing trial for "an act of sexual penetration with a living animal".
    They feel the need to specify 'living', but I can't work out if that makes it better or worse.
     
  11. Steve N

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    Is doing it to animals that aren't alive, dead boring ?
     
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  12. pragmatic

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    Different crime ;)
     
  13. sue_hall

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    Beastiallity,

    It gets on my goat..
     

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