Discussion in 'General Chat' started by =adrian=, Aug 20, 2013.
Man banned from every farm in UK after admitting sex with goat - AOL Travel UK
It's a very attractive goat though
Now where did I put my wellies
Imagine the KIDS
Its okay I'm Going
A visiting professor at University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well thats a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think youve ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"Thats really good. Im really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
15 students raise their hands.
"Thats a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands. "Thats fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years Ive been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. Youve got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The country student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what its like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said goats!"
Thank you, I'm here all week, try the fish and don't forget to tip your waitress.
From that article
Meanwhile, a man who enjoyed dressing up as a dog called called Bubblegum Husky has been arrested for having sex with a cat.
Woman at work has a goat sanctuary. She wasn't impressed when I asked her if she worshiped Satan
no wonder goats cheese tastes salty......
I think it must be a hoax, after all, he's not even Welsh
I remember this occurring in Hull a few years back.
Another 23 yr old.......
He's standing trial for "an act of sexual penetration with a living animal".
They feel the need to specify 'living', but I can't work out if that makes it better or worse.
Is doing it to animals that aren't alive, dead boring ?
It gets on my goat..
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