Next month's headline: "Phoenix Jones shot to death confronting gangbangers"
I didn't realise gangbangs were so risky.
Get your mind out of the gutter you.
KAPOW!
ZAP!
BOFF!
These are the sounds you might hear in a TV series with a superhero.
CRUNCH!
Is all that was heard by Phoenix.
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What a tool
Next month's headline: "Phoenix Jones shot to death confronting gangbangers"