This one may not be to everyones taste. You have been warned.
Having the Norovirus meant i had a bit of a runny bum, no problem as the wonders of Immodium helped me overcome that particular issue. But i may have overdosed slightly on them, albeit inadvertently. I hadn't had a 'movement' since Thursday, although as i hadn't eaten much it did not cause me any discomfort. This changed on Monday evening when i sat down and laid enough 'cable' to connect my porcelain telephone to an exchange in Belgium. The sense of relief was immense and the fact that it took 4 flushes to get rid of was strangely satisfying.